Gut Rumbles

May 25, 2005

horror story

I always thought that something like this might be a real hoot of a stunt to pull on an unsuspecting friend right before a surprise birthday party. We'd all laugh about it for years.

But I don't believe it's so funny when it happens for real.


If I were a Muslim, CAIR would call it a hate crime or an example of discrimination.

But since we were both white males, it's just an ATF screwup.

Usually in Texas when the ATF screws up, someone dies. I consider this a positive outcome.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on May 25, 2005 10:14 PM

Hey, A-man, at least F troop are famously anti-kitten!

Posted by: Justthisguy on May 26, 2005 03:08 AM

If you were a Muslim, someone might have died, no?

Posted by: Ranger on May 26, 2005 08:37 AM

If I were a Muslim, I'd probably have eaten at some strip joint, acted like a jackass, talked smack about America, and then made rude comments suggesting I'd be piloting a plane into... um... Williams Tower?

I just keep looking at my left wrist to see if they put any numbers there.

Nope. No Holocaust 2, Electric Boogaloo going on here. Move along.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on May 26, 2005 11:17 AM

Okay, that beats my story about the rent-a-cops at Hampton Beach thinking my car was stolen by a damn sight...

Although Barney Fife pointing a .357 Magnum directly at my head sure as hell got my attention...

Posted by: Jay G on May 26, 2005 11:41 AM
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