Gut Rumbles

May 25, 2005

enough to stop traffic

Somebody probably had a good time doing this. Bejus! They managed to get the bomb squad to come out and disable a fake dick.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”

The device was first described by the sheriff’s office as a prosthetic penis. Later, it cops described it as a paper sculpture made to look like a penis.

"(The rumor that it was actually a vibrator) just took a life of it's own," said Cpl. Larry King.

Heh. If that thing took on a "life of its own," I know two kinds of wimmen in this world. One type would run screaming. The other would say, "Gimme some of THAT!"


Yeah, my ex would definitely be one of the ones that would run away screaming ... bloodless she-bitch that she was.

Posted by: maggot on May 25, 2005 10:42 AM

Well I certainly wouldn't run away, but I may be screaming.

Posted by: livey on May 25, 2005 10:54 AM

Funny, Livey!!

Posted by: Grace on May 25, 2005 02:20 PM

Livey, In the newspaper article they said it was a FOOT LONG. Yeah, screaming would happen.

Posted by: bbuddha on May 25, 2005 04:48 PM

a foot long? well then there better be lots of foreplay dammit!

Posted by: livey on May 25, 2005 07:07 PM

The girls in my school would've snatched it up in 2.73 seconds.

Posted by: JG22 on May 25, 2005 10:15 PM

I live not far from there, and I can tell you that that is the usual Chinese fire drill we have around here when something out of golf-consciousness is discovered around here. Remember when Sheriff Himmler shut down Alligator Alley because some Mohammedans made some smart remarks in a restaurant?

My neighbors seem to be 98% silly old women of both sexes and all ages, and 2% bankers and real estate bandits who prey upon them.

Posted by: Justthisguy on May 26, 2005 03:34 AM
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