May 24, 2005
yeah, i'll pray
I'm not religious, but even I may pray for this guy. I might even pray hard.
"Oh Lord, I pray that you use your power to give this man gangrene, intestinal parasites, incurable venereal disease, hallucinatory fevers and toenail fungus. He deserves all of that and more, and may you shed your blessing on us all by giving this cocksucker a long, painful, lingering death. I am not washed in the Blood of the Lamb, but this bastard has the blood of hundreds of your children on his hands and I think he should pay for what he has done in this world. I beseech thee... strike this man with all of your righteous wrath, and make him suffer miserably when you do it, too. In Jesus' name I pray, AMEN!"
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is a cockroach. He is a sick, murderous fuck. He is one of those people that the world would be better off without. I won't shed any tears when HE dies.
And I hope God answers my prayers.
May the shit of a thousand camels infest his wound. And when he goes o lord escort him to hades doors so beelzebub can shove pineapples up his ass for all eternity. Amen
I read that prayer in the voice of the Lee Marvin charachter in "Paint Your Wagon". Try it, it's fitting.
Yeah, I'm with you on the "...long, painful, lingering death" part followed by resuscitation and a repeat of the same till we get bored.
Now, now....you're not supposed to ask God for evil to come to people. So I am asking y'all to please pray in an enlightened POSITIVE TONE:
"MAY AL-ZARQAWI SOON BE SURROUNDED BY HIS PROMISED 72 VIRGINS."
Now doesn't that sound NICER...something that Allah might listen to? Good so y'all start praying RIGHT NOW!
May he eternally know nothing but the sensation of a nailed club being jammed up his anus every two seconds.
Same with Saddam.
Was expecting "In Bejus name I pray."
How do you say that word, and what does it MEAN?
I beg to differ, Acidman.
I hope that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi will soon recieve the finest medical care in the middle east- courtesy of the doctors of the United States Armed Forces. You see, I want that sumbitch to be good and healthy so he'll live through his trial and the subsequent conviction, so he'll have full command of his faculties as we execute him.
...altho I'd be happy to forgo that pleasure in favor of the Iraqis. Heaven knows the man is responsible for more dead Iraqis than dead Americans.
Throw him over to Iraq's new armed forces and let them have fun with him for a day or so. Feed the remains to whatever indigenous scavenging birds are in the area.
I say we give him a sex change and send him to one of our finer maximum security prisons for men for the rest of his life. It would be his just deserts to be fucked in all 3 holes daily for the rest of his life.
I prefer the comment from one of our 4 stars, maybe Franks, that said "It's God's job to judge the man. My job is to arrange the meeting"