Gut Rumbles

April 19, 2005

that cockroach

There was some cockroach, named Veronica, who went running across my kitchen floor today. I stomped her.

I've got a serious question: if you don't like what I write here, why do you visit? Just go the fuck away if I offend you. I don't remember ever holding a gun to your head and FORCING you to read my page. (Dax and I talked about this strange phenomenon, too.)

Some people must just enjoy being offended. Or being offensive. Whatever, it doesn't matter to me. I operate this site with my own money and I don't give a lovely fuck what you think about me. You can read it or not.

But DO NOT come here, using MY bandwidth to call me nasty names. I become offended by that shit and I delete your suck-ass comments. Besides, a look through the URLs shows that "Veronica" just may be one of my usual trolls.

Veronica, may you live long and prosper. And may you get laid some day before your pussy grows shut. But don't come back here.

Now... have a GREAT DAY!!! as my ex-wife always says, when she doesn't give a damn.


As a country song goes:


Take a hike, Mike, or Veronica, and don't ya come back no more, no more!

Posted by: Maggie on April 19, 2005 07:22 PM

Amen, chief.

Posted by: bitterman on April 19, 2005 07:33 PM

Now you see, Maggie, it's comments like ALL of yours that keep keep us comin' back for more!

Posted by: Bonita on April 19, 2005 07:52 PM

No actual woman is named Veronica, though she did stimulate me back in my yoot when she tempted Archie and Jughead. Between her, and Dagwood's wife and daughter (and the Spiegel catalog, of course) there was my porn.

Posted by: Bane on April 19, 2005 11:04 PM

Some people just come here to see what you're up to this week. Others come because they are powerless to help themselves. Like when you come upon a bad accident on the freeway. One that is sure to involve lots of blood and gore and severed parts. You suck your breath in and promise yourself you WILL NOT LOOK.

But always, at the last second, you do. You have to.

Posted by: Joni on April 20, 2005 02:24 AM

I have never heard the "My give a damn is busted".
I 'll have to use that one.

My favorite had been:

I've got a bucket of fuck it, but not a bit of give a shit.

Posted by: Tulip on April 20, 2005 07:23 AM
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