Gut Rumbles

April 05, 2005

simple truths

This is a genuine southern post if I ever saw one. Boys and dogs are a Southern thing, and sometimes little boys aren't always exactly kind to the dog.

But the dog loves the boy anyway, even if the dog does have weird red strings hanging out of his ass.


Magnus (my shepherd) ate some algae out of a pond...stinkin' fuckin' algae. Didn't hurt him but that stuff came out in ropes. He was walking across the yard with about 5 feet of algae hanging out of his big goofy ass. I pulled another 5 feet out. Disgusting. Didn't seem to hurt him like my son's GI Joe man. That hurt....came out just like it went in...cried like a puppy. He learned his lesson though, now he chews them up first.

Posted by: DONGER on April 5, 2005 11:33 AM

LOL, that reminds me of when I saw my cat running in circles. Apparently, he ate some tinsel from the Yule tree, it only made it half way out his ass.

Posted by: Maeve on April 5, 2005 01:35 PM

They call it "bonding with your canine companion" now. I just called it fucking with the dog.

Posted by: Velociman on April 5, 2005 07:25 PM

Maeve, exactly that happened to me about fifteen years ago.

I was lying in bed one saturday morning near Christmas when one cat came tearing across the bed, closely followed by the other one. Then came the stench of catshit!

Seems a little ball of crap was attached to a string of tinsel, which was still attached to the first cat's ass. The second cat thought it was great fun to chase after the first cat trailing the ball and string.

That was the last year I put tinsel on the tree...

Posted by: Desert Cat on April 6, 2005 01:51 AM

That's some dingleberry!

Posted by: DONGER on April 6, 2005 03:04 AM
Post a comment

*Note: If you are commenting on an older entry, your
comment will not appear until it has been approved.
Do not resubmit it.