Gut Rumbles

March 04, 2005

my carpet cleaner

When the guy came by yesterday, he was a little bit freaked by all the guns musical instruments he saw around the house. I told him that I would move them out of his way, but he was curious about which ones were loaded which one were in tune and which ones weren't.

I told him that I keep ALL of my guitars in tune, all the time. What good is a guitar if you can't pick it up and play it anytime you want to? I kinda liked that guy.

But I believe that I frightened him.


Good thing it was a guy. Any woman would have run screaming from your home because you would have either tried to bed her or shoot her:)

Posted by: Summer on March 4, 2005 04:51 PM

Hell, you frighten me and we've never even met........but I really enjoy your blog

Posted by: Robert on March 4, 2005 06:16 PM

Hope he wasn't taking inventory!!!

Posted by: JimA on March 4, 2005 07:01 PM

Summer,,, you are just pocket change. Go figure?

Posted by: murry on March 5, 2005 02:55 AM

Whatever that means.

Posted by: summer on March 5, 2005 09:41 AM

For you, I think a tag on the toe would work wonders.

Posted by: murry on March 6, 2005 03:09 AM

Murry, start your own goddam blog, asshole.

And when you start talking about toe-tags, come put one on me, don't go after an innocent woman.

Nutless shithead.

Posted by: Acidman on March 6, 2005 06:40 PM

Thanks acidman. I thought what I said was kind of funny!

Posted by: summer on March 6, 2005 09:32 PM

So did I, Summer. I don't know who "Murry" is, but I'll be more than happy to play a "guitar" for him anytime he wants to play toe-tag with me.

Posted by: Acidman on March 7, 2005 08:52 AM
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