Gut Rumbles

March 02, 2005

if i say this to you...

Loyal readers already know these facts, but I'm posting them for newbies who may be easily insulted:

* You sick fuck. If I accuse you of being a sick fuck, that's high praise from me. You've got to EARN that honor.

* You should be dragged off and shot. That's not as good as being a sick fuck, but it's close.

* "Bite my Cracker ass." You're slipping down the food chain here, but you're still a contender to be dragged off and shot.

* "In MY humble opinion" means that I don't give a rat's ass WHAT you think.

* "Bejus!" I made that one up, and even I'm not sure what it means. I think it has religious connotations.

* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! My typical response to junk-science bullshit.

* My aching ass. Figure that one out for yourself.

Just more that I thought you needed to know about Acidman.


What about "I hope your dick falls off?"


Posted by: El Capitan on March 3, 2005 12:47 AM

Thank you, Rob, for that listing of the lingua franca of praise in your world. Maybe someday, I might write something which will earn your highest praise, when I get so motivated.

I enjoy your site for what it is. Your English Degree has suited you very well, and I gained much pleasure and benefit from your writing.

And if I may say so, you seem to be Ted Turner's "Mini-Me", but with more sense and intelligence, you sick fuck.

Keep on postin'. I look forward to reading more of your thoughts when I get back from the World of Whisky Expo in San Francisco this weekend.


Posted by: KenS on March 3, 2005 01:28 AM

"Bejus!" - Sounds like a corruption of a fine Southern pronounciation of "By Jesus!". As in "Good God!" only a little lower on the Chain of Command...

Posted by: emdfl on March 3, 2005 02:03 AM

Erm, no -- Acidman isn't anybody's "Mini-Me" and especially not Red Ted's.

Just because Rob's a runt is no reason to insult him.

Posted by: McGehee on March 3, 2005 09:46 AM

Just Damn!

Posted by: Elisson on March 3, 2005 10:03 AM

No insult meant, just sayin' what my initial impression based on the pic he has up in the corner.

If my attempt at funny was taken as an insult, obviously my attempt was not a good one. But, the initial impression of the picture still stands with me.

And, as for stature, my grandfathers' last name was Vaughan, which translates to "little man", from either Welsh or some branch of the Celtic languages *not sure exactly which*, and growing up he was a barefoot young boy, in Greysville (sp?) GA, before moving on in life.

Anyhoo, I enjoy Rob's writings and the though he puts into same, is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: KenS on March 3, 2005 10:43 AM

Kens, you are a sick fuck.

Posted by: Acidman on March 3, 2005 12:01 PM

I guess I fall under "newbie" since I've only been reading a few months, but I both have a thick skin *and* understand what the things you say mean. Maybe it has something to do with certain areas of the South.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on March 3, 2005 12:01 PM

Well you've already told me that I should be dragged off and shot (for suggesting you might wear socks with your sandals.) I was quite chuffed but I don't think I'd like being called a sick fuck. It would offend my girly sensibilities. By the way would you consider explaining to an Irishwoman the main differences between hillbillies and crackers - apart from altitude of course.

Posted by: Nelly on March 3, 2005 04:00 PM

I am truly honored, Rob!

Got home from the Whisky Expo Sunday night *a little disappointed with this year's event, but that's another story* and catching up on my email and blog readings, I see I've earned your highest honor.

Dayum! Thank you.

It seemed too easy, but I'm not complaining.
Alrighty, lights out time for me.

Posted by: KenS on March 7, 2005 05:09 AM
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