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February 23, 2005a note of levityFrom Tony Ellis: It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have Now, y'all have a nice day Comments
And he had to go back to (at least) the 1949 to get that one!!! (I was in high school when I first heard it.) Not to say it's not very cute. I thought so at the time. Posted by: Indigo on February 23, 2005 08:46 PMHere's a joke with no dirty words in it. Posted by: dipnut on February 24, 2005 08:10 PMDo riddlish jokes count? If so, I just got one via email Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? You seriously do have enough information to answer and you will be angry that you didn't get it. Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth Edited somewhat from the original. They were mixing the Jack with soft-drinks. Posted by: Veeshir on March 3, 2005 10:47 AM Post a comment
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