Gut Rumbles

February 22, 2005


I'll confess: I LIKE pornography and the dirtier it is, the more I like it. Having starred participated in a few homemade "art films," I feel qualified to pontificate on this subject. Porn is dirty only to those who wouldn't do such things themselves, and since THEY wouldn't do it, they don't want anyone else doing it, either. Pucker-butted fucktards.

How many of YOU people ever played around with a home video camera? DON'T LIE TO ME!!! You and the lover got latered up with lust and decided to record the moment for posterity, didn't you? You screwed like wild dogs, taped the whole thing, then watched it together. Watching it made you want to go at it like wild dogs again, too, didn't it?

You probably also did some kinky stuff that you wouldn't normally do, but that camera brought out the beast in you. You both slutted your asses off on film. It was FUN, too, wasn't it?

Pornography is in the eyes of the beholder. And I like to watch.


I always liked the line that Woody Allen used one time when asked if sex was dirty. He said " It is if you're doing it right."

Posted by: Drugstore Cowboy on February 22, 2005 02:05 PM

Eye of the beholder? Nah, in the GROIN of the beholder.

Posted by: John Cunningham on February 22, 2005 11:30 PM

My brother-in-law came up with a good Freudian slip: "Beauty is in the Behind of the Holder!"

Posted by: Ed on February 23, 2005 09:28 AM

You really are a dirty old man. Porn is the biggest vice in this society.

Posted by: brenda lake on February 23, 2005 01:34 PM

Worse than GREED, Brenda? I disagree. Wanna go make a porno movie?

Posted by: Acidman on February 23, 2005 08:06 PM
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