Gut Rumbles

February 16, 2005

i always wondered

I've never met a genuine, flying, Chinese, kung-fu, master ninja in my life, and I've looked all over for them. I see HUNDREDS in the movies, but I never meet any Chinese person, no matter how inscrutable, who can fly. NEVER have I seen one bounce from behind the register at the 7-11 store and land on the roof.

Now i know why.

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