Gut Rumbles

February 08, 2005

flip my wig

I'm really surprised that more raving maniacs don't do this. Shooting somebody or stabbing somebody or hitting them in the head with a brick may get the job done, but that crap doesn't make a STATEMENT.

But if you SCALP somebody, you've... gone above and beyond. Plus, you could hang the scalp on a stick, wave it around while dancing and making Injun chants and scare the living piss out of ANY WITNESSES!!! That's GLORY!

That kind of stuff will get you on CNN during prime time. And you might get away with it, too.


I'd like to see what both of those girls look like.

Posted by: Robert on February 8, 2005 09:05 PM

Making light of the mutilation of a 16 year old girl is over the top Acidman.

Posted by: Steve on February 8, 2005 09:31 PM
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