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January 13, 2005

earth to andrew

This guy has gone off the deep end. He needs another fund-raising beg-a-thon to quiet his hysteria.

When he can produce pictures of people who had vise-grip pliers applied to their testicles, burns from electrical shocks, eyeballs gouged out, fingernails and teeth pulled from their roots and ears cut off, I'll listen to his "torture" whining. In the meantime, I wish he'd stop hyperventilating and developing a case of the vapors.

What I've heard so far from torture "victims" is "They made me eat MREs!" "They wouldn't let me SLEEP!" "They fed me BACON!" "They wouldn't let me PRAY!" Cry me a fucking river. I SAW the videos of those pricks tossing bound people off a third-story balcony and laughing when the bodies hit the street and broke like rag-dolls.

But now we're just as bad as THEY are? Bullshit.

"Water-Boarding" is terrible? Bullshit. According to Andrew's standards, my high school football coach was guilty of torturing his players. He made us RUN and experience physical pain. That's FOOTBALL, Andrew, you got-dam pussy, and we were taught to play rough.

Putting panties on someone's head is the same as gouging out an eyeball? I don't think so. Threatening them with barking dogs is the same as feeding them into a wood-shredder? I don't think so. This is WAR, you got-dam pussy.

And I think we've shown remarkable restraint in how we've handled the people who want to kill us. Andrew, war ain't for pussies. If you fight that way, you'll lose, especially when you're up against a maniacial, bloodthirsty foe.

So do me a favor. Either enlist or shut the fuck up.

Comments

I'm getting sick of this so called torture shit too. When it first came out I was all pissed and shit but I've still yet to see anything I'd call torture. Sorry, standing in a corner for 12 hours ain't torture. Having an ugly woman point at your dick and smirk ain't torture. Having women's underwear on your head ain't torture.

I just got some video and pics from a guy fresh back from Iraq. You can see from some video that terrorists are being fired at and fired upon then they run into a mosque and our troops are told "do not engage". How the fuck do you win a war like that?

How the fuck do you win a war if shit that is equal to high school hazing is called torture?

The answer is you don't.

Posted by: Daniel on January 13, 2005 01:30 PM

Much as with other liberal twits, the 'torture' flap is little more than a convenient excuse to shroud their usual anti-Bush bile in.

The issue at the heart of the matter is that *gasp* Bush believes in God and doesn't think unelect judges should impose gay marriage on the population. That makes him worse than Hitler, Stalin and Osama combined, dontchaknow.

If anyone of these boneheads had a taste of what real oppression is, they'd sing a rather different tune indeed.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on January 13, 2005 01:49 PM

I'm of two heads about this panty thing. If the panties were those of the slope-browed cretinous cunt in the pictures, then it could be called torture in it's most horrible form.

If, however, they belonged to Key...PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THEM!!! Torture at it's most sublime.........

Posted by: Wayne on January 13, 2005 01:54 PM

Well, we can't shoot him. shit!

Posted by: James Hooker on January 13, 2005 03:36 PM

Life is too precious to waste arguing with liberals.

Fuck 'em. Write 'em off as you would a storm-destroyed car or boat.

Posted by: Horse with no name on January 13, 2005 08:16 PM

And shooting them, James H., is a waste of a perfectly good bullet -- their hearts are already bleeding and they have no brains, so what damage can you possibly do?

Posted by: McGehee on January 13, 2005 10:37 PM

I didn't even realize that guard was a women for about 2-3 WEEKS after the story broke..Damn,that there is a real "coyote women".

Posted by: big al on January 14, 2005 12:23 AM
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