Gut Rumbles
 

January 11, 2005

skins

I hate shit like this. Usually, the people putting up all the decorative "skins" of wasp-waisted, big-titted wimmen on their page resemble a WIDE-LOAD trailer headed down the road themselves. What's up with that?

I make no bones about who I am. I'm a skinny old fart with gray silver hair. I like black type on white background for my page. I write there; I don't create "skins." I've noticed that the more someone "decorates" a page, the less content you find there. But for those who do, I want to let you know how impressed I am.

Very. Or something like that.

Comments

Fucking chameleons. Oh yeah, son1 says they're anoles...

Posted by: Circa Bellum on January 11, 2005 10:35 PM

I happen to like skins. They give blogs personality.

Posted by: Sam on January 11, 2005 10:44 PM

I wonder what Michael Jackson's skin would look like? Pedophile Parade Pics?

Posted by: Billy Budd on January 11, 2005 11:08 PM

You're right about the bait and switch. There is a picture of her as an option for her site. More chins there than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Formerly Dan on January 11, 2005 11:28 PM

Wow, this is a first Acidman. For once, I'm actually offended by something you've written. I skin my sites all the time and it has nothing to do with my fat ass or me trying to hide it behind a sexy picture. It has everything to do with me finding a picture I like and making a template out of it. A lot of people skin their sites and I don't think you should assume that all of them that do are obese women. I'm very disappointed man.

Posted by: Gennie on January 12, 2005 05:53 AM

Being relatively new to this blogging thang, I'm not entirely sure what a skin is but I checked out the link anyway. Confusion did reign. I got to agree with you Gut. Shouldn’t the writing give the pages “personality?”

Posted by: James Hooker on January 12, 2005 07:37 AM

I call "Bullshit" on this one, Smith. That fucking "Corrosive" plaquard and the title in shadow letters witha red border is a fucking skin. And that picture? If my dog looked like that I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk bacwards.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 12, 2005 09:14 AM

Ralph, you mouthy bastid--- the "corrosive" placard is for Acidman and the red-and-black letters are Jawja Bulldog colors.

So, kiss my Cracker ass.

Posted by: Acidman on January 12, 2005 09:44 AM

Here we go again. Heh.

Posted by: McGehee on January 12, 2005 03:49 PM

You've outed me! I'm so ashamed.

I'm really a dog...

Posted by: Desert Cat on January 13, 2005 01:17 AM

"Gut Rumbles'" skin should be a bristly one!

Posted by: Brett on January 13, 2005 08:33 PM

I didn't realize that age had so degraded your eyesight that you'd lost the ability to distinguish between a cartoon and a real woman.

Posted by: Venomous Kate on January 13, 2005 08:51 PM
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