Gut Rumbles

January 11, 2005


* Anna Nichole Smith is NOT a sexy woman.

* Julia Roberts is NOT a "Pretty Woman,"

* Drew Barrymore looks butch to me.

* Melanie Griffith is aging fast.

* I'd still do Vanna White in a heartbeat.

* Terry Bradshaw marries bimbos.

* So do I.

* The most beautiful woman of all time is Sophia Loren.


Rita Hayworth should make that list...

Posted by: Christina on January 11, 2005 06:32 PM

I think Drew Barrymore is very fuckable... of course that's in a girl on girl way and you DID describe her as butch... I also think Liv Tyler is sexy but not as sexy as her more veloptious sister, Mia.

Posted by: Christine on January 11, 2005 06:57 PM

oops...voluptuous I mean

Posted by: Christine on January 11, 2005 06:58 PM

I see women on the street everyday who are better looking than Horseface Roberts and Mealymouth Barrymore.

Anna Nicole Smith would be sexy if she just kept her mouth shut.

To me, the most over-rated 'beauty" of our time was Princess Dianna. I got so fucking sick of hearing how "glamorous" and "stunning" she was from all the fucking 300# house fraus sitting around in their mumus eating bon bons. SHE WAS AVERAGE LOOKING, DAMNIT. I don't give a rat's ass if she married royalty. You can't put a tutu on a turd and call it a ballerina.

I'd have to say if I could bang any one woman when she was in her prime, it would be Rachel Welch. Sophia Loren ain't far behind.

Posted by: rightisright on January 11, 2005 07:12 PM

Jesus, just thinking about RAQUEL and I can't even spell her name right.

Posted by: rightisright on January 11, 2005 07:18 PM

what????? after reading that last comment, i forgot what i was gonna say.

Posted by: jessica on January 11, 2005 07:23 PM

Ooh look, Senator Byrd is commenting. Whatsamatter there "Sheets", is the Senate too boring for you?

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 11, 2005 07:55 PM

Congratulations, Rob. You said 88's favorite actress wasn't attractive and hurt his feelings. Now if only would could find him and hurt his fingers so he couldn't type anymore. (That's a cute little trick, disguising your e-mail, 88. How long did it take you to figure out that you could enter a false e-mail address?)

Posted by: Adam Lawson on January 11, 2005 08:32 PM

Anna Nichole Smith gets on my very last fuckin nerve. That new Trimspa commercial makes me want to kick a hole in my tv when I see it.

Posted by: Chablis on January 11, 2005 10:24 PM

I beg to differ; Drew is cute!

Oh wait, "cute" is a forbidden word round these parts, isn't it?

Posted by: Jay on January 11, 2005 10:39 PM

But anyway, how about Jennifer Finnigan?

Posted by: Jay on January 11, 2005 10:41 PM

Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch are both beauties.

The women that I think are beautiful aren't mentioned by men very often:

Sharon Lawrence (mentioned in a previous comment)
Gail O'Grady
Jenna Elfman
Helen Hunt

I guess women look at beauty differently.

Posted by: jmflynny on January 11, 2005 10:59 PM

I've eaten dinner at the next table from Julia Roberts. Trust me, she is definitely a pretty woman. Also tall. And her smile is 200 watts.

Posted by: Ole Eichhorn on January 11, 2005 11:11 PM

I know it was T.V., but for pure sparkle and that jones for her bones that I will always carry ............Barbara Eden

Posted by: wes jackson on January 12, 2005 03:11 AM

I second Sofia any time ... The eyes have it!

Posted by: Jozef on January 12, 2005 04:34 AM

Yep, Sophia is the one. And, any time I've ever seen her interviewed, she seemed like a class act.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on January 12, 2005 05:17 AM

Remember, princesses are always beautifull its a left over from the time when saying otherwise could become very ugly very fast, not to mention money and power are amongst the most powerfull aphrodisiacs created.

That said, I have and will always have the wish that I could have made either Hepburn very familiar with my bed. Audrey had that waifish look that is always yummy, and Kathrine had the poise that makes my heart race like a formula one car.

Posted by: Mythilt on January 12, 2005 09:36 AM

"You can't put a tutu on a turd and call it a ballerina."

I forgot what the damned topic was when I read this. I laughed until I cried...

Posted by: Stephanie on January 12, 2005 05:46 PM

Michele Pfeiffer has always been my favorite hollywood lust object. I could watch The Fabulous Baker Boys every day for the rest of my life....

Posted by: tybeebum on January 12, 2005 06:05 PM

"Drew Barrymore looks butch to me."

You are one dead cracker. That's the future Mrs. Peoria Pundit you are talking about.

I am getting in my 1991 Chevy Lumina and assuming its brakes don't go out between Peoria and the Crackerbox, I am coming down there to kick your butt.

"Butch," huh ...

I think you should have got your eyes fixed instead of your dick.

Posted by: Bill Dennis on January 12, 2005 07:53 PM

... and I guarantee I will NOT be sendign you any more of the toe porn I find on the Internet.

Posted by: Bill Dennis on January 12, 2005 07:56 PM

End of story.

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