December 13, 2004
I don't like the word "cute." In fact, I believe that is one of the most foul, useless words in the English language. It's just such a SHITTY description of anything.
"Awww... that's so CUTE!"
What image pops into your mind when you read those words? An infant, stinking to high heaven, in a crap-filled diaper with dried baby-food and puke on it's face? A puppy chewing up one of your favorite shoes? A cat clawing your sofa to shreds? Brad Pitt? A pink, self-lubricating, solar-powered vibrating butt-plug?
Yeah, they're ALL "cute," when described by a woman. "Cute" is a feminine word, and I want to bitch-slap any man I hear use it, unless he says, "Oh, THAT was cute," right before he punches you in the nose for being an asshole. Guys don't like "cute."
Wimmen don't like specifics, because that gets in the way of all their feelings, so "cute" is the perfect way to avoid actually describing anything. It's a one-size-fits-all word that can be used on any occasion and all wimmen hearing it will nod in agreement.
Yes, cute is good. It's non-confrontational and warm, fuzzy and comfortable. Cute. Comfortable. Sweet.
My ass. I would rather be dead than "cute."
You would then, no doubt, be offended that my wife described you as "cute" when she saw your picture in a recent posting.
Cute works for me.. I use it a lot.. but then again, I deal with children all the time..
Awwwww... you're so cute when you're talking about baby shit and butt plugs.
Got to argue with you here. I've seen a number fo women for whom 'pretty' just wasn't the right word. But 'cute' fit real well.
I have to agree with Mark on that one.
Rob, not to worry. "Cute" is the last fucking adjective I think of when I think of you. You're kinda the "Anti-Cute." And I mean that in a good way.
It is the PERFECT reply to a smartass comment. I like it for that. ; )
Somebody's just begging for a cute-bombing.
Me, I'd never rant about that word, because I know what would happen.
Rob, not to worry. "Cute" is the last fucking adjective I think of when I think of you........and you always look shit-faced
This kind of thing is why I like Acidman and the comments: they expicate, cutely, real concepts in a philosophico-realistico way. More fist sandwiches for me, please.
...Yeah, but.... I'll bet at least Roscoe is cute!
yes alaska kim........show us your pic!!!!!!
You crazy mexican... I don't have a pic. If you read it again, I said "I'll bet"....
For what it's worth, never Never NEVER, when your girlfriend asks you how she looks, should you think of responding with "Cute". Should you manage to retain your testicles afterwards, it won't matter, 'cause they won't be put to use with her for quite a while.
She don't wanna be cute! Especially if she IS cute! Just go ahead and lie your ass off. Use a thesaurus set to "Stunning".
I guarantee, you'll never make that mistake twice with the same woman!
Don't make Cat shoot you.
I particularly hate the application of this absurd word to adults. In our usual contemporary fashion of intellectual dishonesty, it disguises lust as innocence.
does cute refer to looks or personality? cuz i been called cute lots of times by guys that don't even know me..? btw..i hate the fucking word..it def should only be used for little kids