Gut Rumbles

December 04, 2004

i don't do math

I was a got-dam English major. I don't do math. I'm better with Chaucerian Early Middle English than I am with numbers. But I'll try this formula:

((1 + A + B)/(1 + C)) X 5

Let's see... take that naught and put it into the gozinta... eat a square pie... base the hypotenuse... invert and multiply... cheat off the smart guy sitting next to you... and announce:

I scored a 55!!!

But I just got back from Costa Rica. My numbers will change drastically in the next week.


I definitely picked the wrong week to post the formula.

I can't believe that my number is higher than yours!

The shame...

Posted by: Key on December 4, 2004 07:46 PM

Kwitcherbitchin, Key! I got a five. Sorry, just not having a very good life right now. Ppfft!

Posted by: Justthisguy on December 5, 2004 05:54 AM

Damn, acidman got a higher score than me,,,it DOES suck to be me!

Posted by: Michele on December 5, 2004 10:21 AM

You guys, high scores are BAD! The higher the score, the more sexually frustrated you are.

If you have low score, you must not lust much, otherwise variable B would send it through the roof.

Posted by: Key on December 5, 2004 05:25 PM

Umm, Key, please read my third sentence again, more carefully. There are many aspects to "not having a very good life right now."

Posted by: Justthisguy on December 6, 2004 05:37 AM

I don't talk about , think about or do numbers about sex, the same thing goes for the Edsel, both are in the far distant past.

Posted by: James Old Guy on December 6, 2004 09:57 AM

You don't need to do math. That's what computers are for. I'll send you an Excel file. Just plug in the numbers. I got a 10. Not a lot but all I wanted.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on December 6, 2004 04:58 PM
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