Gut Rumbles

November 02, 2004

kerry supporter

Here is an exerpt from an email I received today:

LIsten yoiu sorry sack of pus. I just cancelled out your vote and only wish I lived in Georgia so I could vote two or three more times. Bush is sacked, sent back to Texas. HURRAH!

See what I mean about most Kerry supporters? They don't have a fucking clue. I may be a "sorry sack of pus," but at least I know that YOU can't cancel MY vote unless you live in Georgia, which you don't, numbnuts.

Ever hear of the Electoral College, you pathetic, pea-brained cumbucket? Your vote in any state other than Georgia has NOTHING to do with my vote here. And if you want to vote two or three more times, go to St. Louis or Chicago. Fuckin' cretin.

Fan mail. I love it.


....leftists are basically subdued by idealism........the entirety is bifurcation for many people....moralizing what benefits them........all human behavior is self motivated.......when their instincts sense loss then their idealism justifies their not really idealists after all........

Best Poll for undecided Voters;

Since 1956, Weekly Reader students in grades 1-12 have correctly picked the president

Weekly Reader kids select Bush in Presidential Poll

The students who read Weekly Readerís magazines have made their preference for President known: they want to send President Bush back to the White House.

The results of this yearís Weekly Reader poll have just been announced, and the winner is President Bush. Hundreds of thousands of students participated, giving the Republican President more than 60% of the votes cast and making him a decisive choice over Democratic Senator John Kerry.

Since 1956, Weekly Reader students in grades 1-12 have correctly picked the president, making the Weekly Reader poll one of the most accurate predictors of presidential outcomes in history.

Posted by: poll troll on November 2, 2004 01:16 PM

Thanks for the chuckle. Morons.

Posted by: caltechgirl on November 2, 2004 01:25 PM

You're a sad sack of pus, but he wants to commit vote fraud.

Bush is so evil and bad that he feels the need to cheat to remove him.

Bad ol' Bush. That'll teach him to be Hitler!

Posted by: Sigivald on November 2, 2004 01:28 PM

Oh yeah?


Well I just totally cancelled out his vote from NC! Hah!


Posted by: GORDON on November 2, 2004 02:21 PM

At shortly after 7:00 p.m. EST, Indiana, Kentucky and Georgia utterly rejected Osama Bin Laden's offer of dhimmitude and life on our knees under his caliphate. I hope there are many more such red states as the evening progresses to well past 270 electoral votes.

Posted by: Gary M Kitts on November 2, 2004 08:23 PM

Your lucky I live in California in Burbank and have to listen to these Fucktard actor's all of time spouting off--BTW I am giving you credit for inventing fucktard--awesome word dude-describes these uneducated actors-God I hope Bush wins so I can hear Morgan Fairchild crying about how Gore/Kerry were robbed. I give myself a few more years down here of making serious money and then its back to Nor Cal where hunting season is a national holiday. Unless these assholes have ruined it up there too. Screw it then I'll move to Alaska.

Posted by: shastarob on November 2, 2004 10:04 PM

Don't forget "Asshat." I believe he coined that one too.

J ;-P

Posted by: Joni on November 3, 2004 02:12 AM

Actually, I think Asshat is a Rachell Lucasism, as is Fucknugget. But it's still a great word and its use is great fun.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on November 3, 2004 06:14 PM
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