Gut Rumbles

October 26, 2004

the world series

I went to the store and bought some beer and chips for the game tonight. I'm not really a big baseball fan--- I think the players are pussies, they spit too much and they dig at their crotches as if they have a case of crabs--- but I'll watch the game because it IS the World Series.

I don't have a dog in this fight, so I really don't care who wins. My Atlanta Braves went tits-up early in the playoffs (again) and that left me with no team to root for. I'd like to see Boston win just to break the Curse of The Bambino, but I can't find it in my heart to pull for such a yankee-assed team. Yes. I am regionally biased.

But I'm not fond of the Cardinals, either. I am in a dilemma here. I don't know which side I'm on. The Cards are down 2-0, so I suppose I'll root for them tonight. My heart won't break no matter which way the game goes.

As long as I don't run out of beer, I'll be happy.


The GOC is from St. Louis. Does that help?

Personally, I've never been a baseball fan but since the Red Sox are from Massachussettes, fuck the Sox!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 26, 2004 07:31 PM


Not EVERYONE from Massachusetts is a limp-wristed, pansy-assed whiny liberal.

Just most of these sonsabitches...

Posted by: Jay G on October 26, 2004 08:09 PM

Go Red Sox!

Oh, and after you win the Series, go get some showers, shaves and haircuts dudes. No need to look like grubs and this is not the seventies, for which most of us are thankful.

Posted by: Jay Solo on October 26, 2004 09:44 PM

ohh i dont know- sometimes a grubby guy- 2 day beard-sweat smellin (not too stong, mind you) guy can be very sexy-as long as his toe-nails aint red and his genitals are washed-too--p,s. rob--c'mon-you dressed up as frankenfurter????naw cant picture- i once went to party as nelly--loved it

Posted by: pmirto on October 26, 2004 10:42 PM

My wife's from Massachusetts, and I'm no fool:


Posted by: Brett on October 27, 2004 10:01 AM

MB is from the People's Republic of Taxachussets, but she is in no way a liberal weenie!


Posted by: MommaBear on October 27, 2004 10:05 AM
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