Gut Rumbles

October 23, 2004

I'd lick it off


You can love Ann Coulter or hate her, but throwing cream pies at her is a really childish way to express your political opinions. Isn't that kind of spoiled, bratty behavior SO TYPICAL of Democrats today? The pathetic bastards couldn't even hit their target, either. Isn't THAT kind of behavior typical of Democrats today?

I LIKE Ann Coulter. If she ever gets hit with a cream pie, I'll lick the cream off with my genuine, southeast Jawja Cracker tongue and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while I do it. I would ask her to "talk conservative to me, baby."

She's just got to promise not to probe my "annual" with that long, bony finger. Bejus! If I walked into a urologist's office and saw something like that planning a docking maneuver with my poop-chute, I'd run screaming.

I'm sorry about that last paragraph. I've just become VERY wary of people wanting to enter the exit door of my poop-chute. Prostate cancer will do that to you.


I concur. Having said that, I find my female GP infinitely superior to my old male one with the hands the size of hams. I also get flowers and tequila after a probing.

Posted by: Velociman on October 23, 2004 09:51 AM

You'd meet me coming around the other side, A-man. Unless, of course, I got tangled up in those long legs. I've got a thang for long legs.

Posted by: StinKerr on October 23, 2004 09:58 AM

Ann's a pretty woman, but those guys should have fed her those pies instead of throwing them at her. If I could donate my extra twenty pounds to her, I would. :-)

Too bad she didn't pull that gun out of her purse and show the twits how to properly hit a target. But I heard that the good Republican men at the gathering made the them pay. Thank God for gentlemen!

Posted by: Juliette on October 23, 2004 01:52 PM

Southbound traffic only, man.

Posted by: Cythen on October 23, 2004 02:56 PM

That index finger joint looks deadly!

Posted by: Marcus on October 24, 2004 10:25 AM

Very few men have had a chance to view, nay, smell, the armpit of Ann Coulter, and live to tell the tale.

Posted by: Justthisguy on October 25, 2004 03:20 AM
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