Gut Rumbles

October 12, 2004

stay a while

I almost got lost in here.

The problem with being a vegitarian is that your shit is alot like green toothpaste. You ever try to get toothpaste out of a hairy cornhole before? It's enough to drive me back to the cow.


If you liked that one, there's plenty more. Just click "refresh."

I found that one here.


Below is what I found as I ran acrossed that link for the second time tonight and decided to try my luck. My comment about what I saw when I got there:

Velociman? We report, you decide.

"i was travelling round europe on a budget several years ago.

on this campsite in geneva u had to pay to have a shit and also to have a shower. seeing as i couldnt wash in the toilet while having a dump, i paid for the shower and crapped on the floor to save money.

i was still poking it down the plughole with my toe when the 5 minute timer ran out and some german guy with a massive moustache and green lederhosen opened the door."

Posted by: BryanH on October 12, 2004 08:49 PM

Come to think about it, either one of the characters in that story could've been Vman, or truthfully, probably anyone headed to Helen GA this coming weekend. ;)

Posted by: BryanH on October 12, 2004 08:50 PM

Dammit, I can't get into the website. It says I'm forbidden even though I'm trying to access it from my home computer.

Posted by: Lori on October 12, 2004 08:59 PM

Damn! That's just too fucking addictive. There are some really stupid motherfuckers out there.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 12, 2004 09:00 PM

My favorite:

there is truely a higher power that loves me, for the thing on my dick IS NOT herpes or any other STD! its a fucking spider bite!!!!

i feel a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.

Posted by: Chablis on October 12, 2004 09:52 PM

Thanks alot! I've been clicking the refresh button for two hours now. I wonder if I'll get to sleep tonight!! My favorite so far:

"We're up in the mountains my brother and me. High up enough, we thought, to get away from the scummy city types.

We round a bend to a little fishing hole on a stream that he knows, and what do we see? About twenty or thirty people of various ethnicity, most of them kids, bathing in the pristine mountain stream.

Cursing under his breath my brother finds a different spot upstream where we procede to spend some time fishing and swimming in a couple of smaller pools in relative solitude.

Then I have to take a shit.

Having no paper, and no facilities, I find a little faster flow of stream between some high rocks and drop my load.

Side note: if you ever get a chance to shit in a gently flowing mountain stream I recommend it. Natures bidet.

With nothing to break it up my turd is around 14 inches long, and yes, its a floater.

As we drive back down past the bathing masses later we can't help but laugh histerically about who found the 'brown trout' that day.


Posted by: Heather on October 12, 2004 09:58 PM

Holy crap. Now something else to piss a few hours away on.

I'm sure I can come up with a few horrendous turd stories of my own...

Posted by: Steve on October 13, 2004 12:15 AM

I have been a 'brower for about two years now. I figure I've thrown up about 100+ moments. That shit is a addictive. Acidman, get posting. I'm sure you got some great moments.

Posted by: jordan on October 13, 2004 09:38 AM

Well, thank GAWD I'm not the only one... lmao.

Posted by: Stevie on October 13, 2004 04:37 PM
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