October 08, 2004
who is this guy?
I receive emails such as this one and I scratch my head in wonder.
Listen Sputnik, I don't mind that you steal my stuff so much as you don't give proper credit. Do you only acknowledge those pin-heads who
share your demented opinions? A shamelss fuck you are & I'm not the
first dickweed to point it out.
I have no idea who "Rodrigo Llmar" is, but just from the email address I conclude that I DO NOT frequent his blog, if he has one. I'll admit to being a shameless fuck. If you read my blog regularly, you already know that fact. But... WHO THE HELL is this guy and what did I allegedly "steal" from him?
It damn surely wasn't this:
we hate to see a perfectly good invasion get marred by, oh, a complete
lack of justification, so we thought we'd suggest some other things
about Saddam that the president, at least, might find reason enough to
go to war:
1. Didn't rewind rental tape
2. Mixed recyclables
3. Wrote a book
4. Reads books
5. Throws like a girl
6. Is too tall
7. Fuzzy math
8. Prevented OBGYNs from practicing their love
9. Wanted us to pass a global test
10. Is a BIG GAY
Listen, dickweed. If I'm gonna steal from somebody, it'll be somebody with a lick of fucking sense, and that AIN'T YOU. I don't think you have anything I want.
So... bite me and go fuck yourself.
Ah, the fan mail keeps coming in, doesn't it?
Fan mail from some Flounder?
I hate to see Acidman deign to respond to that sort of pathetic spamming. "Rodrigo Limar" needs to be taught that "that trick never works".
I suspect he's the guy that wrote this:
I must point out a glaring error made in last Tuesday's obituary
page. I am not, in fact, dead, as you reported. Nor is my name
even Clarence Fenbrook, as you stated, it is Roger Wembly, and I
am a spritely 52 years of age rather than the figure of 74 you
printed. I am also neither a Shriner nor an enthusiast of Naval
History as your piece reported. In fact, absolutely nothing at
all in your article was correct! I believe you have a
responsibility to the community to get your facts straight, and I
hope you will do so in the future.
Come on...tell us how you really feel. Too funny.