Gut Rumbles
 

September 14, 2004

csi

volvo-sex.jpg

Test your forensic abilities. Tell me...

WHAT HAPPENED HERE???

(Picture shamelessly stolen from this guy.)

Comments

Looks like Acidman had some fun here.

no dents or scratches? im impressed.

Posted by: vadergrrrl on September 14, 2004 04:01 PM

That's easy...Sport Fucking.

Posted by: Sam on September 14, 2004 04:07 PM

Some woman got fucked on the hood.

Posted by: Catfish on September 14, 2004 04:27 PM

Either it's fake, the guy was a two pump chump or she is a 'dead fish' fuck.

Not much indication of movement going on there.

Posted by: rightisright on September 14, 2004 04:31 PM

I forgot to wash the car?

Okay, okay. Like anyone would believe I'd drive a volvo.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on September 14, 2004 04:40 PM

I think Security at ATL had to take it outside....

Posted by: Dbopbr on September 14, 2004 04:43 PM

Doggie style outside the vets office? Looks like a dog kennel on the top right.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on September 14, 2004 04:46 PM

Is that Bill Clinton's car?

Posted by: jimboy on September 14, 2004 04:58 PM

Boyz 'n' girlz on the hood.

Posted by: Brett on September 14, 2004 05:37 PM

Best use for a Volvo?

Posted by: Mad Ogre on September 14, 2004 05:42 PM

A Volvo? Are you hanging out with liberals?

Posted by: Jim on September 14, 2004 05:53 PM

A Volvo? Isn't that part of a Swedish woman's anatomy?

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on September 14, 2004 08:11 PM

Looks sort of dead,,,no smudges in the dirt!

Posted by: Michele on September 14, 2004 08:52 PM

Is this like one of those ink blot tests they give you to see if you're insane? Looks like Elvis wailing out Jailhouse Rock to me.

PS - we ever going to get to see a picture of Jennifer?

Posted by: maggot on September 14, 2004 09:08 PM

Um, since you asked, I'm thinking it's a "gay mobile". Those forearm marks look mighty wide to be a womans mark. And the hand prints look about the same size at the end of both arms. Maybe it was a rim job at the vet's. Shit I don't know . Help me Eric, and Kim. You all must have some insight. Wait. I didn't mean it that way.

Posted by: BryanH on September 14, 2004 09:23 PM

If you look real hard, the imprint looks a bit like her jeans are still on. You can sort of see a belt and the zipper part of the jeans.
I'm guessing this is either a photoshop job or an arrest / assault about to happen.

And RIGHTISRIGHT is right......there's not much movement going on there.

Posted by: DogsDon'tPurr on September 14, 2004 09:29 PM

Clearly, a naked woman tripped and fell onto the hood of the car.

Posted by: kc on September 14, 2004 09:48 PM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/carhood.asp

Posted by: brian on September 15, 2004 12:51 AM

Looks like someone did a hit and run on the goddess
Kali.
Serves the bitch right for not staying in the crosswalk :)

Posted by: Graumagus on September 15, 2004 03:59 AM
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