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September 08, 2004

doesn't surprise me

Some of you people probably read NOT BETH's comments on some previous posts. You know, the reporter for "major news organizations" who never had an editor? The one who called me an "ignorant, arrogant asswipe?" Yeah, THAT one.

I attempted to reply to one of "her" vitriolic emails today and found that she can pitch but she won't catch. Yeah. She's got a candy ass. NO REPORTER can survive with a candy ass.

Not Beth--- I see your bet and raise all the money I have on the table. Show me your hand or fold.

Comments

I'm a nonomous cunt who likes to troll. My e-mail address is invalid and I have a secret obsession with Sam. I wouldn't dare leave a comment on her blog cause I know what she'd do to me. She's kill me.

Posted by: Charming on September 8, 2004 12:56 PM

I'm a male cock sucker!

Posted by: Hoejoe on September 8, 2004 01:19 PM

Go Fuck Yourself Joe!

Posted by: amy on September 8, 2004 01:25 PM

Gee, Amy. To think, I left out the 'slobbering syncophant' part.

Nice comeback though.

Posted by: Gojoe on September 8, 2004 01:34 PM

What's the matter NotBeth? Not getting enough attention so you've got to post under numerous names? Typical chickenshit troll.

Posted by: Chablis on September 8, 2004 01:38 PM

I can't believe this shit. Peoples!! There's impotent shit happening in this country. Why, just this weekend uncurious George refused ketchup on his hamburger and 'freedom fries." He used mustard instead. YUK. Mustard on fries?

Seems he didn't want any news photos taken of him with Heinz ketchup nearby.

Moron.

Posted by: Rudi on September 8, 2004 01:41 PM

Rob needs a troll gun.

Posted by: James Old Guy on September 8, 2004 01:51 PM

GOBLO, oops, I mean GOJOE,
If you don't like Rob's site then get out! You sound like the slobbering syncophant in the little hissy fit you threw a few posts up.
Look, stop being so bitter! Some women like little dicks.

Posted by: amy on September 8, 2004 01:52 PM

Trolls...don't you just love them? Here's a novel idea morons: if you don't like Rob or his blog, don't read it. You deserve the fisking you get by commenting like you do.

Posted by: Gennie on September 8, 2004 01:54 PM

Rob, looks to me as though she's folded.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 8, 2004 02:04 PM

Whatcha bet that 4 of the above commenters are one and the same troll?

Nut Beth = Charming = GO BLO = Rudi

Yawn......

Posted by: tybee mike on September 8, 2004 02:42 PM

But mikey, if Nut Beth = Charming = GO BLO = Rudi stopped trolling then we couldn't read Amy and Mama's "I have your nuts in a door" comments.
"Some women like little dicks" LOL, I have got to clean my monitor AGAIN!

Posted by: bubba on September 8, 2004 03:06 PM

Rob, tell her to eat shit and die.

Posted by: Catfish on September 8, 2004 03:11 PM

Oh.Dear.God.

Rob, the lovely "Charming" is not me. Not that you know me (ok, that just sounded inane)....but i sent you "kudos" on your blog a few days ago. Just don't want you to think im some psycho - the name is just so similar.

Oh...and of course red. *wink*

Posted by: Charmed One on September 8, 2004 03:22 PM

But whjat about a picture of Jennifer sometime?

Posted by: maggot on September 8, 2004 03:51 PM

President Bush
White House
Washington, D.C.

cc. Rob Acidman Smith & Co.

New Rule: You can't run on a mistake. Franklin Roosevelt didn't run for re-election claiming Pearl Harbor was his finest hour. Abe Lincoln was a great president, but the high point of his second term wasn't theater security. 9/11 wasn't a triumph of the human spirit. It was a fuck-up by a guy on vacation.

Now, don't get me wrong, Mr. President. I'm not blaming you for 9/11. We have blue-ribbon commissions to do that. And I'm not saying there was anything improper about your immediate response to the attacks. Someone had to stay in that classroom and protect those kids from Chechen rebels.

But by the looks of your convention, you'd think that the worst thing that ever happened to us was the best thing that ever happened to you. You just can't keep celebrating the deadliest attack ever as if it's your personal rendezvous with greatness. You don't see old men who were shot down during World War II jumping out of a plane every year. I mean, other than your dad.

Posted by: Bill on September 8, 2004 04:14 PM

This from a guy who is probably going to vote for someone who can't stop celebrating and running on a war that ended over 30 years ago. There is no point debating someone like Bill.
I really don't want to live in the same country with someone like Bill.
Fuck off and Die Bill.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam on September 8, 2004 04:26 PM

Yeah, and Bush was the only one who thought Iraq had WMD's. You dims are providing just tons o comedy. Read your own words dumbass and be glad that real people
are running the country.

"One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line."
- President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program."
- President Clinton, Feb. 17, 1998

"Iraq is a long way from [the USA], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face."
- Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998

"He will use those weapons of mass destruction again, as he has ten times since 1983."
- Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security Adviser, Feb, 18, 1998

"We urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by Iraq's refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction programs."
- Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998

"Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of massdestruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
- Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D, CA), Dec. 16, 1998

"Hussein has ... chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies."
- Madeline Albright, Clinton Secretary of State, Nov. 10, 1999

"There is no doubt that ... Saddam Hussein has invigorated his weapons programs. Reports indicate that biological, chemical and nuclear programs continue apace and may be back to pre-Gulf War status. In addition, Saddam continues to redefine delivery systems and is doubtless using the cover of a illicit missile program to develop longer-range missiles that will threaten
the United States and our allies."
- Letter to President Bush, Signed by Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL,) and others, December 5, 2001

"We begin with the common belief that Saddam Hussein is a tyrant and a threat to the peace and stability of the region. He has ignored the mandated of the United Nations and is building weapons of mass destruction and the means of delivering them."
- Sen. Carl Levin (D, MI), Sept. 19, 2002

"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country."
- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power."
- Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction."
- Sen. Ted Kennedy (D, MA), Sept. 27, 2002

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are confident that Saddam Hussein retains some stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to build up his chemical and biological warfare capabilities. Intelligence reports indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons..."
- Sen. Robert Byrd (D, WV), Oct. 3, 2002

"I will be voting to give the President of the United States the authority to use force-- if necessary-- to disarm Saddam Hussein because I believe that a deadly arsenal of weapons of mass destruction in his hands is a real and grave threat to our security."
- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Oct. 9, 2002

"There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons within the next five years ... We also should remember we have always underestimated the progress Saddam has made in development of weapons of mass destruction."

- Sen. Jay Rockefeller (D, WV), Oct 10, 2002

"He has systematically violated, over the course of the past 11 years, every significant UN resolution that has demanded that he disarm and destroy his chemical and biological weapons, and any nuclear capacity. This he has refused to do" Rep.
- Henry Waxman (D, CA), Oct. 10, 2002

"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members .. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons."
- Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

"We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction."
- Sen. Bob Graham (D, FL), Dec. 8, 2002

"Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to
miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction
... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real
..."
- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

Posted by: bubba on September 8, 2004 04:41 PM

Previous post lifted from http://www.badexample.mu.nu

Posted by: bubba on September 8, 2004 04:43 PM

Reuters:
The majority of people in 30 of 35 countries want Democratic party flagbearer John Kerry in the White House, according to a survey released showing US President George W. Bush rebuffed by all of America's traditional allies.

Just 18% of those polled said they preferred Bush.

Posted by: Frank on September 8, 2004 04:50 PM

Your point Frank? What possible relevance does the opinion of citizens in foreign countries have to do with an election in the United States and as a citizen of the United States, why should I care what they think?

Posted by: Yosemite Sam on September 8, 2004 04:57 PM

YS-- because they hate us and want us weak?

Posted by: Acidman on September 8, 2004 05:19 PM

OMFG, these id10ts keep getting funnier and funnier. I bet they polled ole Saddam too, think he was one of the 18%? LOL
You dimofuctards are unreal.

Posted by: bubba on September 8, 2004 05:26 PM

Yo' "frank/notbeth/bill/rudi/goblo", Who gives an aeronautical intercourse about what the rest of the world thinks? Here's a clue: THEY DON'T HAVE A VOTE THIS NOVEMBER, although I'm sure you and your Democrat cronies would love to give them one. Drudge has been headlining that story all day, and I imagine it will have the desired effect of galvanizing the pro-Bush voting block. Are you liberals really this stupid?

Posted by: tybee mike on September 8, 2004 05:29 PM

These Kerry supporters are pathetic. Just like a bunch of junior high school kids; everyone else's opinion causes them to spaz out. Leaders who are weak poll constantly to find the wind direction of the hour. REAL leaders LEAD.

And whoever this troglodidic halfwit is, she/he hasn't written one original thought. Just one hugh waste of bandwidth.

If you are female, email me. You can come over and chupa mi chorizo.

Posted by: wes jackson on September 8, 2004 05:40 PM

No, no, no...

Rob is supposed to be Yosemite Sam. I can't handle two of you.

Posted by: Key on September 8, 2004 05:42 PM

Last time I checked, there were a BUNCH of people dancing in the streets when buildings in New York were on fire with jets in them. Happy at the site of those buildings later collapsing. Happy that some asshat (well, ok, more then one) pulled off a "mission" killing thousands of people. Not hundreds(no disrespect to the people lost in Russia this week). People, do you actually expect America, and ANYBODY that has suffered from those chickenshit burka hiding bomb belted "Islamists" to give a rats ass about who is gonna be more sensitive in wiping that scum from the face of this planet? Ok, President Willie C and his cronies noted that Iraq was a hellhole ripe for terrorists and WMD's with a TRUE asshole at the helm. John "F" Kerry says he recognizes it to. Guess what. GWB did exactly what JFK says he'll do, react AFTER the fact. What good does that do? You want to wait until those killers come to one of our schools and pull that shit they did in Russia? Wake the hell up and look around. The Islamofascists had NO PROBLEM bringing the battle to our land under the "old way of doing things". They have no problem taking the battle to other countries either. Some countries are getting it right, some aren't. Appeasement doesn't work with them. You have to stand up, get at them where you can, and "forceably" have them removed from this planet. I don't believe all of Islam is bad, but there I do believe there is at least a sect of it that needs to be pruned from the planet. In America, we all have opinions, and if we're of age, we have votes to use as well. I know which way my vote will go in November. Whatever way you send yours is your call, but if we puss out on the issue of kicking terrorist's ass now, they'll be back , it'll be worse and then what will you say about someone that wants to pull out now?

Posted by: BryanH on September 8, 2004 06:07 PM

Bubba, I've never said I ever had any man's nuts in a door. Clutched tightly and cruelly in my hand, sharp, pointed, lacquer-red nails pressed into them perhaps. But never in a door.

I reserve that for the ones who genuinely piss me off.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 8, 2004 06:18 PM

How the party of Andrew Jackson has fallen. From Old Hickory and "Bear any Burden" to citing polls about how the rest of the world would just love to elect their candidate, probably due to his greater nuance and sensitivity.

No wonder Zell is pissed.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam on September 8, 2004 06:25 PM

Mr. Jackson, you assume American's who think Bush is unfit for office are, necessarily Kerry supporters.

As I've commented here before, I won't vote for Bush. Ever, under any circumstances. That doesn't mean I will vote for Kerry. I am not stupid, a fuckwit, asstard or any of those things you folks like to say. My mind is not shoved up a pseudo-patriotic ass like you. This much I know is true:

Iraq didn't have any WMD, or any significant ties to al Qaeda! The war has cost over $200 billion dollars, and Iraq's oil wealth has not paid for reconstruction! Also, Iraqis have not welcomed coalition troops with flowers and candy, and over 1,000 American troops have died, the country's falling apart in ethnic and nationalist violence, and the best excuse for this clusterfuck anyone can offer is some happy talk about painting schools and turning metaphorical corners!

Posted by: Bill on September 8, 2004 06:50 PM

You go Bill! I saw in Time magazine a sign saying, Osama's still got his job, do you?

It's not only Iraq that Bush fucked up. He's done nothing at home.

The economy is not strong, and it's not getting stronger! In less than four years, George W. Bush has lost 2 million jobs, taken the United States from record budget surplus to record deficit, saddled the American taxpayer with hundreds of billions of dollars worth of federal boondoggles, and transferred the tax burden of the ultra rich to the poor and middle class! Indeed, his former chief economic advisor, Paul O'Neill, wrote a book which charged the President neither understood nor cared to understand anything about economics!

Who would vote for this guy who had a grasp on the real world.? Stupid people, I guess.

Posted by: Heather on September 8, 2004 06:55 PM

Oh, my sorry, aching earbones! The same old, wretched, spavined complaints dragged out over, and over, and over until my eyes burn from reading this regurgitated bolus of purulence.

Posted by: wes jackson on September 8, 2004 07:35 PM

Are YOU in Iraq? Do you have ANY clue about what is actually going on over there or do you get your wealth of information from the "news" or the liberal rags called news magazines? My brother is there. He is so proud of the good he is doing and we are so proud of him and the thousands of men and women protecting YOUR SORRY ASS. No, they are not being welcomed with flowers and candy. They are being welcomed by little kids who now have a future in their country thanks to America and a President who has the balls to stand up and say HELL NO. And one other thing, you may criticize the President on many domestic or economic accounts, but how DARE you criticize his handling of the children in Florida on 9/11? He was brilliant. I guess remaining calm in a time of unspeakable horror is a BAD thing? I guess if Al Gore would have been in his shoes he would have done what? Jumped out the window and flew around the world making time go back and save our beloved twin towers and pentagon? Or maybe like Bill Clinton by grabbing the teacher and taking her to the coat room for another bout of no-sexual relations? How could he have handled the situation better than to gather his thoughts, remaining calm for the children and then proceed to lead our country through the most trying time ever? Please, BILL, or NotBeth or whatever the freak your name is, let us know how a REAL President would have handled it. I am DYING to hear your answer (and it's MoveON.org if you forgot the site to find the answer).

Posted by: PamelaRN on September 8, 2004 07:49 PM

Pamela, puhleeze, send it to Hallmark or Disney.
Grown-ups know war for what it is. NG. If you think it so lovey dovey volunteer. Mend some of them babies. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Norman on September 8, 2004 07:55 PM

Gee, folks, right passionate, here. M'self, I tend to go with Dr. Pournelle: Invading Iraq a bad idea, but now that we've done it, let's make the best of it. I also agree with him that if we had built a whole bunch of nuke power plants, we would not have to suck up to crazy Mohammedans. And, no, I'll never say "Muslim" again, not after the business in Beslan. Calling a Mohammedan a Mohammedan annoys him at least as much as calling a papist a papist, and my ancestors fought some bloody wars against those guys. I not only don't care if I annoy them, I relish annoying them, in any way, up to and including things which.... let's just say it's not yet against the law to think nasty thoughts.

Posted by: Justthisguy on September 8, 2004 08:46 PM

"He is so proud of the good he is doing and we are so proud of him and the thousands of men and women protecting YOUR SORRY ASS. "

No, they're not protecting us. Not to denigrate their service, but the war in Iraq is not about protecting us. It's about moving our bases from one god-forsaken mideast country to another. But it's not about "protecting us."

If Iraq had invaded or threatened us - then they would be protecting us.

Posted by: kc on September 8, 2004 08:52 PM

How about this for a Hallmark:

There once was a fucker named Norm
He spouted his mouth true to form
To a lady with class
Who replies “KISS MY ASS
And shove it where it will stay warm.”

Posted by: PamelaRN on September 8, 2004 09:02 PM

JFC is this "Troll night at the OK Corral" or what?

And yes, KC it IS about protecting US. Too bad you're too god dam short-sighted to make the frickin connections. Democratic stability in the ME benefits all free nations. Islamofascist anarchy (what we are trying to quell at this point) leads to events like 9/11 and the Beslan Massacre or hadn't you heard that more than half of the terrorists in Beslan were from the ME and not Chechnya.

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 8, 2004 09:05 PM

Right on Pam!

Posted by: caltechgirl on September 8, 2004 09:05 PM

Ya'll need to go to a chat room.

Posted by: Catfish on September 8, 2004 09:21 PM

Question for Rob:

Had we built all of those nuclear electric power plants, thereby giving us the capacity to thumb our noses at the petroliferous pestiferous sheikdoms over there, increasing our national autonomy and ease, would you still think it was OK if a large chunk of each and all of those plants were owned by Kerr-McGee, as would be probable?

Y'know, national interest vs. personal interest vs. "family" (ugh) interest?

Posted by: Justthisguy on September 8, 2004 09:37 PM

Oops! My previous comment needs a comma inserted just after the "OK" to make it mean what I meant.

Posted by: Justthisguy on September 8, 2004 09:41 PM

Regarding foreign polls. Why do American liberals care what the neighbors think when they don't care what their fellow citizens think?

Posted by: Brett on September 8, 2004 10:59 PM

Thanks to our friend and fellow commenter Norman, I have the following comment on my humble blog:

Yikes! I saw your picture. Is that really you?
You don't need no fucking waffles bitch. You need a diet! And a
makeover.

Give up the internet shit and get some work done.

Fast.


Isn't he kind? Isn't he clever?

Well, bite my fat white ass, motherfucker. You're banned in my little corner. Come back on another IP and I'll ban your sorry glutial brain recepticle again.

And don't plead innocence. The sitemeter times, tracks, and comment times don't lie.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 9, 2004 01:27 AM

Don't you love it when people leave a trail of verbal disease from one blog to another, Mama? Damn trolls are like a sexually transmitted disease around here lol

Posted by: Chablis on September 9, 2004 07:13 AM

No kidding, Chablis. The kind you get off toilet seats because no one in their right minds would touch their withered and diseased members.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 9, 2004 07:55 AM

Why is it when peple want to insult me they come here to do it? I guess they know if they do it in my comments, I'll use my computer knowledge to track them down and murder them in front of their families. SO "CHARMING" honey, come on over and leave your dog shit in MY comments and LETS argue. That has nothing to do with my dad you cum guzzling, titless, low-life, liberal piece of shit. You're probably some pimple face boy who lived in front of his moniter day and night harassing people. I DARE you to harass me. You have something to say about something I post, you post your comment on my blog. Oh, I forgot, I can get into my dad's comments. I'll have your ass bitch.

Posted by: Sam on September 9, 2004 07:56 AM

Mama,
I'm so sorry babe, but I'm going to have to demote you. Sam just took this guy's very small nuts and beat them flat with the door and several other household objects. Got-Damn! what a woman!

Posted by: bubba on September 9, 2004 12:21 PM

Tsk, Tsk. Guess I have to call the feed store if y'all are gonna feed the trolls. Giant economy size "Eat Shit & Die" oughta do it, dontcha think?

Posted by: Larry on September 9, 2004 01:18 PM

Interesting comments back and forth. Intelligent? Occasionally. Childish? Unrelentingly. I know it feels good to call people names and threaten them, but it is like killing a fly with a shotgun. Unless of course that fly is not a fly to you, it's a big, scary monster. I don't quite understand the satisfaction that is displayed here with abusive speech. If it makes you feel big and safe... it just makes you look really powerless and frightened.

Posted by: dominic on September 9, 2004 03:37 PM

Oh, I'm so scared, Dominic. If you want abusive speech, you're not even close to being on the right blog for that. This is moderate compared to the crap I see in Indymedia and the DU. Those fools are like rabid racoons on steroids.

We're just gentle folk driven to the edge by small minded, intollerant, biggoted, emotionally and rationally corrupt Asshats who like to come in and goad us with sharp sticks and blackcat firecrackers.

Sometimes that just makes us a bit cranky.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 9, 2004 04:59 PM
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