Gut Rumbles
 

August 25, 2004

drink alert

DO NOT be eating or drinking anything when you read this post. You may ruin your keyboard, do terrible things to your monitor or have an accident in your pants similar to the one described there.

In fact, you shouldn't even read that post at all. It's disgusting.

Comments

I do feel his pain

Posted by: Anna on August 25, 2004 11:13 AM

that ain't right,

Posted by: James Old Guy on August 25, 2004 12:42 PM

I almost shit my pants while reading it.

Posted by: Catfish on August 25, 2004 03:34 PM

Rob, thanks for the link. I'm laughing so hard that it's pathetic. Only have my parrot to witness my guffaws. Damn if this bird doesn't pick up the shit laugh.

Posted by: Heather on August 25, 2004 03:40 PM

Velociman is one of the best writers on the net. Period.

Posted by: rightisright on August 25, 2004 07:42 PM

Thanks. I needed t hat. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I propose a round of "Shit for Shat" wherein we trade humorous defacatory adventures.

Here's mine: My dearly departed best friend and I once made an emergency stop at a local fast food restaurant so she could leave a particularly urgent diarrheal deposit. Upon leaving the restaurant, the unmistakable odor of her achievement seemed to be lingering in the car. A close inspection of her apparel revealed traces of slimy crap all over her right sleeve. Apparently, her overzealous wiping was not limited by the size of her toilet paper. She quickly shed the sweatshirt, and we deposited it in the nearest trash can. I still think of her every time I pass the Burger King on DeRenne. Haven't eaten there in a while, though.

Posted by: Renee on August 25, 2004 08:42 PM

Thanks for the link Rob. I haven't laughed out loud at someone's writing in a long time. We can all imagine ourselves in the same situation (and many of us have been). I destroyed a stall at Billy Bob's in Texas back in my college days.

Posted by: Barry on August 25, 2004 10:55 PM

Ah damn, I got what I deserved...

I'm sitting here in my cubicle, tears streaming down my cheeks, trying deperately, DESPERATELY to keep from exploding, while my diaphragm takes on a will of it's own, jiggling and shuddering at each new turn of phrase...my usual "coughing fit" defense barely covers it...

I've discovered that dried apricots have a similar effect upon my system for some reason. And dried apricots are a common component of some "trail mix" blends.

What followed their consumption within an hour or so was a loud and VERY insistent knock at the back door, which led me to dive into a gulley, wherein I deposited a steaming pie representing the entire contents of my alimentary canal from top to bottom (including said dried apricots and other assorted nuts and fruits)--the size and scope of which surely intimidated the next bear to happen upon it...

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