Gut Rumbles
 

August 25, 2004

i like the idea

Got a crowd of crazed Palestinians rioting in the street, throwing rocks and shouting "DEATH TO THE JEWS?" Want to disperse them quickly and make them think twice before they try that shit again?

Just hit 'em with a skunk Bomb.

The new device, which is not yet operational, releases a cloud so pungent that according to initial tests it permeates clothes for five years, the officials said.

Palestinians said such a weapon could be particularly unpleasant for devout Muslims since they cannot pray with clothes that smell and would have to throw them away.

I like that idea. If you ever owned a dog that received a blast from the business end of a skunk, you know how long that disgusting aroma lasts, even after several industrial-strength baths. You can't wash that skink off. It has to WEAR off, and that doesn't happen quickly.

Try the first one on Yassir Arafat's headquarters. See if his baby wipes can handle THAT.

Comments

The harder the Israelis try to be humane in their dealings with the Palis, the more the Looney Left scream about Oppression and Racism.

Maybe Bill at INDC could get some of those skunk bombs for his next Moonbat Surveying Operation?:-)

Posted by: Jason Bontrager on August 25, 2004 12:45 PM

Just open up a "Taco Bell" franchise,same results,especially when mixed with beer!

Posted by: big al on August 25, 2004 01:35 PM

You haven't lived until you've been sprayed by a skunk.
Been there, done that. I set some garbage outside one night outside my sliding glass door. At about 4am the next morning, the dog is scratching at the door and whining to go outside. I stumbled sleepy-eyed to the dining room and whipped open the door, at which point the dog bolted out the door, got around the back of the skunk and herded it INTO the house...all in the blink of an eye. I stood dumbfounded as the skunk ran a wide circle around the dining room table and back out the door...pissing on and flicking his tail the whole time.
Have ya ever smelled skunk oil before it has a good chance to distribute through the air? It puts the typical roadkill skunk smell to shame in terms of nastiness. It took weeks to wear off of the dog and I...and it was several months before it wore off of the diningroom carpet. Tomato juice my ass! NOTHING gets the smell of skunk out.
I didn't have a shit story to share but I figured I could share my skunk story;-)

Posted by: Chablis on August 26, 2004 12:26 AM

I love dogs but I'm thinking that one might have found himself in an unmarked grave.

Posted by: StinKerr on August 27, 2004 02:38 AM
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