Gut Rumbles

July 01, 2004

from the ex-wife

Hey! A big, fat letter from Jennifer in the mail! I can't wait to open this one.

It's copies of some medical bills for Quinton and a post-it note saying "You owe me $300 for the time share, plus half these medical bills." That's the kind of correspondence I get from her today.

I talked to Quinton last night on the phone. He won't be around to see his sister when she comes to town this weekend, because he's headed for Virginia today, to visit some people Jennifer knows. One of those people is a doctor that Jennifer once screwed before she met me. The guy gave her a case of venereal disease, but had the chivalry to call her and tell her to get checked once he found out what HE had. She got that problem fixed and told me that the sex was a complete bust. "That was all a big mistake," she said.

Yeah. I believe anything YOU say.


Acidman, what a fine Southern gentlemen you are.

Posted by: RoguePlanet on July 1, 2004 05:19 PM

What a cunt she is.

Posted by: Acidman on July 1, 2004 06:16 PM

Jennifer is the Chuck E. Cheese of females.


Posted by: horse with no-- on July 1, 2004 06:21 PM

"What a cunt she is."
That's been known to be a redundancy.

Posted by: Hap Arnold on July 1, 2004 06:35 PM

This bitch is gonna wind up a Jeopardy 'answer' one of these days. Alex will say her name and all three contestants are gonna ring in in the same instant, screaming "What is a Bloodless Cunt?!?!?!"

And... it's such an obvious 'throw-away' or 'gimme' question, it'll be one of the first round, $200 questions, too. None of those "make ya think for even a second" daily doubles or final round questions.

Somebody needs to smack her parents upside the head for ever hatching her... Jesus.

Posted by: Stevie on July 1, 2004 06:47 PM

Would ROBERT E. LEE have called his ex-wife a cunt? I think NOT.

Posted by: RoguePlanet on July 1, 2004 07:53 PM

I'm MD's best friend. I'm also 15 and am living with hepatitis which I contracted from an infected dinner mint. I support Jesse Jackson and hope he wins the 2004 election. I'm a black male and I hate white people. KILL WHITEY!!! I visit Acidman because I am obcessed. He is the only white man I love. I return every day, sometimes 10 or 20 times a day because I like Gut Rumbles. Why else would I keep coming back. Someone is out to kill me. I may just commit suicide. The world would be better off. I spouted off my political bullshit on someone's blog yesterday and pissed them off really bad. Since I run a blog on blogspot, the person was able to get some info and now has my phone number, city and state! He's planning to hurt me really bad. I'm scared. Acidman, Stevie, Geoffery, Horse, Allah, save me!

I'm a practicing muslim by the way. I MUST DIE!!!


Posted by: ROUGEPLANET on July 1, 2004 11:26 PM

Bejus, who is this hysterical fairy?

Posted by: RoguePlanet on July 2, 2004 09:34 AM

Be careful! In Colorado "cunt" is a term of endearment!

Posted by: don in jax on July 2, 2004 09:40 PM
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