July 01, 2004

I've been Chuck E. when I was just getting my feet wet in the job world. First job in fact. I eventually got booted outa the kitchen crew into full time Mouse patrol becasue I was the only one that didn't bitch whine and moan about being in the f*cking suit.

I think you meant "Rat Bastard"

Naw, couldn't be Moore. The "friendly" part disqualifies him...

Chuck's offense? Not paying enough attention to the woman's child

Ah, so they changed the name to "Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza & Daycare" since the days that I visited such establishments as a wee tike.

Oh, wait -- they haven't?

Then that bitch mom can cram it up her ass.

Anyway, I was more of a fan of "Showbiz Pizza" than "Chuck E. Cheese" back in the ol' days. And even as a small child I didn't care about the lame animatronic shit; I just wanted to blow some tokens on video games.

Ooh, anyone remember the coin-op keyboard-driven multi-purpose thing that could, among other things, covert text to speech? Tee hee, what fun it was to spell obscenities in various phonetic forms in order to avoid the dreaded, "Billy Bob won't say that word" notice of word filtration. For some reason, Rob, I'm guessing that if you were around that you would've been all too happy to give me such phonetical suggestions. "Try typing in 'phuwk u'. No? Okay, try 'phawk u'. All right! Paydirt!"

Man-sized? Hell, Moore's twice the man I am! Maybe three or four times...
:)

Ah, the joy of being childless.

CEC is a great place to go if you want a head ache.

What always freaks me out is how the animatronic things twitch in between sets.
It's creepy.

Naaah, Chuck E. Cheese the Rat is a lot better looking than Michael the Fat

i actually work at chuck e. cheese's. i gotta say its a fucking headache to hear the kids screaming all day. i dread going to work each day. and let me tell you, the mouse suit is hot as hell. but u guys should keep up to date on your facts, theres no more animatron action except for one of chuck e. plus, ive never heard of anyone complaining about the pizza, on the contrary, most people love it. i guess i wouldnt either if i was busy sucking cock all day like trackback. but hes right, the prizes suck balls. and its a rip-off, you can buy the prizes if you wish, 1 ticket=1 dollar, say you had 500 tickets, youd actually end up using twenty dollars in tokens. overall, the only good thing there is the food. the bad is the poor white trash conservative hillbilies, not unlike yourselves...

took a job as a Tech. Manager at Chuckie E. Cheeses, hoping for a nice quite job, what the hell happened? With in the first weeks of this job, I got the flu, momo, and a server staph infection. The workers comp lady came to see me in the hospital and ask me very personal questions, like what I did I do in the military and was I sexual active, and how old was my son?
I did some checking and these restaurants have been sighted for many, many health violations. I did not have ax to grind with the Chuck but when the GM came in and said to a cast member who had acne bad, you need to shave! I went off! The GM told me that nice guys finish last, and this is a place to take the kids?
Go ahead violate the I-9 forms, while the real Americans stand in line at the employment office.
I use to take my son to the chuck and cut him loose, now, Oh no; we will go to the park, fly a kit before I take him the cesspool of bacteria/virus at the Chuckie….

Another lady told me this:I would never take my daughter here again. This place is not clean and the people that work here are young kids trying to make a couple of dollars and they do not care. I think that this place can be better if they did a re organization. My friend took her kid here as well and got sick from another kid because that kid had pink eye.
Do not take your kids here!

Check the DPH web site before you go to any chuckie cheeses, and I feel you will make another choice.