Gut Rumbles

June 25, 2004


I surfed by this evening to see what jim was up to, and I discovered this gem of a blog. I believe that I may have read it before, because the name sounds familiar, but I have not been a frequent visitor.

That's about to change.

Al Gore is insane. We already knew he was a compulsive, shameless, artless liar. That has been proven beyond dispute. But he's also batshit crazy.

Go read the whole thing. It is priceless.


You may not have heard of him, but he's well aware of you...

Posted by: Jay Solo on June 26, 2004 12:19 AM

Yes indeedy... Like Bob Marley's ghost on a tequila bender, the sound of web-chains clinking while delinking still ripple through the air...

You drove past his digs on the way to Key West, El Hombre de Acido. You may have even heard his parrots shrieking obscenities when denied extra servings of flan!

I'm gonna climb back in my hole now and see how this plays out...

Posted by: El Capitan on June 26, 2004 02:19 AM

I sent a letter to the fish,
I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea,
They sent an answer back to me.
The little fishes' answer was
We cannot do it, sir, because ...
I sent a letter back to say
It would be better to obey.
But someone came to me and said
The little fishes are in bed.
I said to him, and I said it plain
Then you must wake them up again.
I said it very loud and clear,
I went and shouted in his ear.
But he was very stiff and proud,
He said You needn't shout so loud.
And he was very proud and stiff,
He said I'll go and wake them if ...
I took a kettle from the shelf,
I went to wake them up myself.
But when I found the door was locked
I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked,
And when I found the door was shut,
I tried to turn the handle, But ...

Is that all? asked Alice.
That is all. said Humpty Dumpty. Goodbye.
-- Lewis Carrol, Through the Looking Glass
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