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June 17, 2004

terms of endearment

When I call my ex-wife a bloodless cunt I don't mean anything endearing at all. Of course, I could TRY to change my mind.

"You bloodless cunt. I sure do love you."

"Come here, cunt. I want some nookie."

"Hey CUNT! Bring me a beer."

"I've never met anyone else in my life who is such a perfect... CUNT, you cunt."

"Does being a bloodless cunt come naturally to you, or did it take years of practice to become such a cunt?"

"You're built upside-down. Your cunt should be where your head is, because that's what you think with, you cunt."

I could go on, but I'm sick and tired of that cunt who won't go away and leave me alone. Whatta bitch.

That cunt.

Comments

I have never heard that word as a "term of endearment". As a former jerhead, I have heard this term before "I can't believe that Cunt got promoted", or "I can't believe he's dating that Cunt." sometimes not derogatroy in use never a positive thing. Awwww poor Rob...sounds like you need a couple of aspirin, a drink and a gentle rub down. Not all of us are Bloodless Cunts! ~Chelle

Posted by: Chelle on June 17, 2004 07:48 AM

By the way it was supposed to be "jarhead". Let my fingers get away from me...speaking of which......never mind...hahaha see yous guys later.~Chelle

Posted by: Chelle on June 17, 2004 09:00 AM

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to send you the article. Sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: Treasa on June 17, 2004 01:06 PM

I'm quite happy that the term cunt is a perfectly acceptable term to use in normal conversation in Ireland. Everyday, I find plenty of opportunities to use it over and over again. If there weren't so many cunts here, I wouldn't need to use it as much.

Posted by: harlot on June 18, 2004 09:38 AM

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Posted by: Credit Report on November 21, 2004 07:28 AM

In Australia, a cunt is just another word for your mates! I agree totally with this article, but I agree with anyone in America who doesn't see my point of view. Our languages are too different and cunt is a little more taboo on the 'what not to say' list. I wish I could here a little more cunt though in some of your movies though - Australia and all its resident cunts would be happy.

Posted by: Sean on May 14, 2008 10:53 PM
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