Gut Rumbles

September 21, 2011

I get interesting comments

Originally published September 23, 2003

I like this one:

Is there anything less dignified, more pathetic or unsexy than a grown man throughing (sic)himself a pity party? God, man, call Oprah and see if you can get together for a good cry. It's one thing to feel as you do, quite another to publish this banal tripe. I'm beginning to see the BC's point of view. You must of been a pain to live with. No wonder she left. Instead of looking at everyone else to blame, maybe it's time to look at yourself. You're a very angry man and you've got no one to blame but yourself.

Posted by Dorothy at September 23, 2003 02:17 PM

Dorothy, I can think of quite a few things that are more pathetic and unsexy than what I do on this blog. YOU come to mind, right off the bat.

And if you don't like my "banal" writing, do me a favor. Go to the grocery store, buy youself a cucumber and some KY jelly, then go home and fuck yourself. Bejus knows you can't find a man to do it; otherwise you wouldn't be displaying all of your suppressed frustration here.

Don't like what I do? Then, don't come back here, hear? Just stick with cucumbers.

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