March 01, 2009

As long as I'm on a roll

Originally published February 10, 2004

We hear more shit about breast cancer than we can recall every day and the money just keeps rolling in every year. Twice as many men die of prostate cancer every year than wimmen do of breast cancer. But tit cancer is a crisis, requiring milliions of dollars of federal funds every year. Save one tit and let 50 men die.

That's fair, isn't it? Political bullshit. How is a tit more important than my testicles?