Gut Rumbles

June 07, 2008

Hairy-legged women

Originally published May 2, 2003

I have a confession to make. I once spent the night with a truly liberated feminist who stopped shaving ANY of her body hair several years before our encounter. Once I got her nekkid, she turned out to be a real firecracker, but the hairy legs really JUST DIDN'T FIT with what we were doing and they damned sure felt weird when they wrapped around me.

I liked the sex, but I didn't like the hair.

I really believe that I developed my revulsion for monkeys because of that experience.

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