Gut Rumbles

September 29, 2007

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Originally published April 25, 2004

Yeah, I attract some real intellectual types to this blog.

You are a little disgusting piece of white yankee trailer trash. You're old and alone and you know that you're garbage and yet you try and make yourself feel better by hurting animals and throwing sulfuric acid on black people, wow you're awesome.. I hope I end up like you one day. Fuckwad.

That passionate missive was signed by someone named "Little Green Fairy." No, I won't go there because that's too much like shooting fish in a barrel. I prefer a bigger challenge.

But I WILL point out a few errors in the little green cocksucker's writer's obtuse observations. First of all, I am not a "yankee." I may be old and I may be alone and I may be garbage, but I am a SOUTHERNER, you ignorant dickwit. I don't live in a trailer, either.

Where did that "throwing sulfuric acid on black people" shit come from? The only thing I ever threw sulfuric acid on in my life was a rattlesnake that tried to bite me at work one night. I blogged about it somewhere in my archives, but I'm not going to search for that post on a green fairy's behalf. You may if you wish.

"I hope I end up like you one day." Fuggetabodit. You'll never have the wherewithall, punk. Kneel at my feet and grovel. I know why you're a GREEN fairy.

You ENVY me.

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