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February 15, 2007

"Some assembly required"... my ass!

Originally published March 17, 2002

I have a slight sunburn this morning, thanks to wrestling the BASKETBALL GOAL FROM HELL into submission yesterday. It stands tall and proud by my driveway now, but I was one inch away from using chainsaw and shotgun on its excreable self before Sherry walked over from across the street and helped put it together. I will never buy ANYTHING again that isn't ALREADY ASSEMBLED. I swear.

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