Gut Rumbles

June 08, 2006


I think I've called this commenter a "bloodless cunt" once before, and I banned her. But she's BACK, under a different name.

I see sobriety is still a goal. Sometimes we come across those consitutiionally incapable of being rigorously honest. You seem to be one of those..

I could have predicted it. Indeed, I did predict it.

After all, I am a therapist! With a Master's Degree.

How's your son? The one they don't let you see anymore? And your
daughter? Did they solve the murder yet?

BWHAHAHAAAA!!!! I left this cunt off my "Ideal Democrats" post because I haven't heard from her in a while. (If it IS a "her." I suspect that the writer just MAY be a fat, pimply-faced BOY who masturbates a lot in his mama's basement because he's never had a piece of ass in his life.) "She" must have discovered a way around my Blacklist, but I'm gonna fix that problem right quick. Still, it was good to hear from her, just to refresh my idea of "compassion" from a "therapist" with a "Master's Degree."

That's right, darlin.' When you can't hurt ME one way, go after my family the next. I've got your "Master's Degree" danglin.'

BWHAHAHAAAA!!! Where do such people COME FROM??? Goddam! Do I have an asshole magnet strapped to my forehead? One that glows in the dark and attracts all sorts of night-crawlers and crazy-bugs? I must.

Snork. Phfffft! BWAH! (Gimme a break! I'm tryin' to CONTAIN myself here!) Snuffffleteehee! BWHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!)

Sorry. I think I need a good "therapist," preferably one with a Master's Degree, to teach me to control my laughter.

(By the way, darlin.' I just ummm... edited your comment to make it reflect what you REALLY meant to say!! BWHAHAHAHAAA!!!)


It is 26 minutes past 12 here.
Sobriety is not a goal here and I am going to bed.
Do not contain yourself and fuckemup.


Posted by: KeesKennis on June 8, 2006 05:26 PM

I really fail to see what people gain by making anonymous personal attacks at folks online. Do people really have nothing better to do that troll the internet to find folks to try to make miserable?

Hang in there, Acidman.

Posted by: DrawingDead on June 8, 2006 05:28 PM

You don't blog, do you, Drawingdead?

I DO, so I'll answer your question. YES!!! Some people have nothing better in this world to do than be insulting, belly-crawling trolls.

I don't understand why such people do what they do, but I've been blogging long enough to know that they damn sure DO IT. And they don't feel one bit guilty about it, either.

Reality is ugly sometimes...

Posted by: Acidman on June 8, 2006 06:16 PM

You're not attracting the really weird. You'll attracting the 'average' left wing dim-wit. Nothing more. All you have to do is ready Huff n Puff or tune in Airhead America for a little comedy. It'll give your spirits a lift, after you get of the floor from laughing. Insanity is a valued trait in the left wing and required to post on the left wing sites.

Posted by: Scrapiron on June 8, 2006 08:38 PM

Scrap--- I think you just MIGHT be correct.

Posted by: Acidman on June 8, 2006 09:48 PM


It's that axis of assholes you have on your page. It's acting like a blackhole and is sucking all the assholes to your site.


Posted by: Gerald Williams on June 8, 2006 10:05 PM


If that's the case, wouldn't all assholes have vanished by now. Robs asshole (and it's a bigun') has been suckin' for years now. Overtime. Turn on your TV - they're still there. Rob should check said hole for a short or maybe replace the bag......... or sumthin'.

Posted by: James Hooker - nipple whisperer on June 9, 2006 04:14 AM

if i'm going to take advice from a therapist she better have a phd, not a lousy masters.

i'm now on my 7th month of sobriety. no therapist was able to change my lifestyle. it took a strong message from a broken down body to do the trick.

Posted by: leo on June 9, 2006 08:05 AM


I do blog, not as frequently or as popularly as you, and I know that trolls exist. My main problem to work out in my mind is why or how someone could be so miserably insecure in their own senisbilities or so devoid of humanity to flame people they don't know.

I guess part of it is the relative anonymity of the internet, and giving anyone who wants it a pulpit to spew their otherwise repressed anger/idiocy at a random target.

If you want to check out my poker blog, the link should work. BTW, I'm moving my non-poker blog and my wife's blog to a new server, and haven't gotten them set up yet. If you want to check them out later when I get them up they're at and (seriously).

I appreciate your direct, to the point honesty at pointing out the ridiculous things in the world that most simply let be without comment.

Posted by: DrawingDead on June 9, 2006 11:21 AM

Why would anyone say that they are a therapist with a Master's Degree? I guess you'd say that if you don't have your own practice or LOST it...

I mean shit man I could say I'm the fuckin' POPE if I wanted to...don't mean it's true but I can type it...

Posted by: Sandy on June 9, 2006 04:14 PM
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