Gut Rumbles

June 05, 2006

gimme more!!!

I was watching TV last night when the movie I chose to see was interrupted by a severe weather warning. A dangerous thunderstorm, complete with high winds and marble-sized hail, was headed east toward MacIntosh County. All residents of that area were alerted and told to stay indoors, hunker down, and DON'T go outside waving a golf club in the air.

I saw lightning flashing in the distance and heard the rolling thunder off to the west of where I live. I thought, "Just damn! I could USE some of that!" But the weather service said that all the excitement would occur to the south of the Crackerbox.

The weather service lied. At 11:30 last night, the sky opened up and rain poured down. Lightning flashed as if photographers were taking a lot of pictures right outside my windows. The house shook with the force of thunder. Hail started bouncing off my roof and it sounded like someone beating the shingles with drumsticks.

The show tapered off at about 1:00 in the morning. I fell asleep on my couch with the comforting sound of water running through the rain gutters and pounding the sidewalk as if someone were taking a good shower outside my front door.

I slept like a baby in a cradle until almost noon today.

I wobbled outside to pick up the morning paper and I decided to check my rain gauge, which has been so dry for so long that spiders were living there the last time I looked at it. I had slightly more than 1" of rain in slightly less than two hours last night. The spiders were washed out of their home. The grass is already turning green again. The morning air smelled sweet, as if it has been run through a scrubber and perfumed, just for me.

I talked on the phone to my friend, catfish, who lives in MacIntosh County, and he said that he didn't get a DROP of rain last night. His land still is as dry as a popcorn fart. So much for the accuracy of weather forecasters.

All I have to say is... "Gimme MORE of what I got last night!" I enjoy seeing a good thunderstorm, and Bejus knows that we need some rain around here.

I'll take all you've got to offer, even if you DO interrupt the movie I was watching to tell me that it's headed somewhere else.


Yeah. Bring it on. I love me a good thunder storm. I have to say they make them better down here in the South. I've never seen so much hail in my life but I do miss the good view of the clouds I had in Noho. Too many trees here to get a good view.

Posted by: Libby on June 5, 2006 03:46 PM

I don't like the gotdam hail because it is hell on a roof, a vehicle that is not under cover, and a garden.

Posted by: GUYK on June 5, 2006 05:03 PM

I don't exactly like the hail Guy, but I'm impressed by it and entertained by the novelty, especially since I haven't been caught out in yet.

But the lightning is even more impressive. It half scares me sometimes. It strikes the ground a lot more often here. The down side is we always lose power for a few hours.

Posted by: Libby on June 5, 2006 06:29 PM

Actually you're pretty safe in a thunderstorm if you're holding a 1 iron.

Hell, even God can't hit a 1 iron.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on June 5, 2006 09:02 PM
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