Gut Rumbles

May 13, 2006

breaks my heart

Just damn! I think my across-the-street neighbor has gone back to her boozin' and abusin' ex-husband for the third time now. That fact really pisses me off--- not just because the guy is a total asshole, but because I NEED her children. I have Jack and the girls trained to do my yard-work (for Mexican wages), and I spent years setting up that deal.

Now it's all gone... poof!... just like that. It ain't fair, I tell ya! I may have to start getting offa my own dead ass and doing that work myself if drunk-man doesn't hurry up and beat the shit out of his ex-wife again.

He must have a miracle dick a yard long to make her keep going back to him. I don't care if he makes her see Bejus in the sack. He's fucking with my labor-force here. I'm talking priorities, people! Why can't she just sport-fuck him and come back home when she's finished? I need my willing grunts to cut my grass, wash my cars and tell me how wonderful I am. It's all about The Children, for cryin' out loud.

Bah! Why can't SHE go back to Mr. Dickhead and leave the kids for ME? I'll give 'em some work-ethic and put some money in their pockets, too. Plus, I can do what I'm GOOD AT, which is supervising while somebody else does the actual work.

This situation just breaks my heart...


I feel for ya...though I don't think it's just the yardwork factor you'll miss you big softie...

PS - Why didn't YOU just keep her "happy"- his might be a yard long but I bet it ain't bionic!!! Then you wouldn't have to worry...

Posted by: Lisa on May 13, 2006 09:07 AM

Amazing that people are so damn inconsiderate.

And stupid.

But they do it again, and again...

Posted by: Mark on May 13, 2006 09:11 AM

Great post. You are so funny! I hope your labor force is not disrupted.

Posted by: Vermont Neighbor on May 13, 2006 11:08 AM

Lisa has the right idea!

Besides you can play the Guitar too right?

Posted by: TC on May 13, 2006 01:17 PM
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