Gut Rumbles

May 10, 2006

at last!

Amid the muck of pseudo-scientific scare stories about Global Warming, a real nugget of truth finally emerges. This explanation for climate change is as reasonable as any I've heard from anti-civilization environmentalists. In fact, it's a lot better than most because it exposes Al Gore as the alien he really is.

It's about time we got the facts of the matter.


Damn! I knew it. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by: DrugStore Cowboy on May 10, 2006 08:50 AM

It is as I suspected all along about AlGore. Now the truth is known.

The Shadow knows.

Posted by: Titan Mk6B on May 10, 2006 09:55 AM

That is fantastic screenplay material. Hillary can play the alien!

Posted by: Vermont Neighbor on May 10, 2006 11:01 AM

Uh,, Hilliary can't play an alien, it is one..

Posted by: jamesoldguy on May 10, 2006 11:03 AM

I read this page, and marveled at the great risk the "reporter" (Fictionist?) was taking!

Then, I panned down and found the above link on that same page. "Levitating Islands in the Bermuda Triangle!!!"

St Vincent, St Lucia, Martinique and Dominica are NOT IN THE FRIGGIN' BERMUDA TRIANGLE!!!! NOR DO THEY LEVITATE!!!!!

(Except when you are visiting, drinking the fine Rums and maybe imbibing the local "tobacco")

Thanks, for the laugh!

Posted by: dc on May 10, 2006 11:14 AM

Good point, dc. The Fictionistas are taking over!! Hey, a new slogan for the Dems in '08.

Posted by: Vermont Neighbor on May 10, 2006 11:19 AM

Believe it or not, I had a professor in college who while he was in college worked on a project to create a man made tornado.

This was during the Vietnam war. The tornado was intended to be used as a weapon.

Tornados it turns out are partly eletrical events.

According to this guy, they managed to get a six foot tall tornado running in the lab. The program was eventually cancelled during budget cutbacks.

The article is obviously nuts, but this kind of stuff has been tried in the past.

Posted by: Rich on May 10, 2006 12:39 PM

Uh,, Hilliary can't play an alien, it is one..

So it'll be typecasting.

Posted by: McGehee on May 10, 2006 12:45 PM

Great page...I voted Ted Nugent as my favorite enviromentalist :-)

Posted by: Mrite on May 10, 2006 08:40 PM

"Dr. Bobby Hendricks" has got to be laughing his ass off at the gullibility of the ass nugget that wrote this story.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on May 10, 2006 08:59 PM

It's even worse than you thought. Check out US Patent 4,686,605 with this
Weather modification is possible by, for example, altering upper
atmosphere wind patterns or altering solar absorption patterns by constructing
one or more plumes of atmospheric particles which will act as a lens or
focusing device.
And notice that the inventor is from Texas!

Posted by: Veeshir on May 11, 2006 08:24 AM
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