Gut Rumbles

May 06, 2006

i blame it on suvs

Bejus! This human-induced global warming stuff is getting waaaay out of hand. It's not just the earth we have to worry about anymore. We had better ratify the Kyoto Treaty before our greenhouse gases fry Jupiter, too.

Jupiter's Great Red Spot suddenly has a sibling, an enormous new spot that some planetary scientists think could be evidence of climate change sweeping the gaseous planet. (emphasis mine)

It's everywhere! It's everywhere! Even in outer space!

Obviously, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!


The CIA must have secret prisons on Jupiter and they are driving around in gas-guzzling SUV's.

And Gorge Bush and Halliburton and Rove and The Bible.

Posted by: GORDON on May 6, 2006 10:48 AM

News Flash!!!!!

EVERONE that has eaten CARROTS is going to DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Wes Jackson on May 6, 2006 01:23 PM

We're all gonna die,,,may as well enjoy the ride!

Posted by: Michele on May 6, 2006 04:11 PM

Gosh and Golly. Do you think the SUN could have anything do do with this evil warming trend?

Posted by: Wes Jackson on May 6, 2006 09:38 PM

Psssh! The sun makes things warm!? Tell me another one.

Posted by: McGehee on May 7, 2006 10:32 PM

What about Uranus?

Posted by: Guaman on May 11, 2006 06:51 AM
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