May 06, 2006

i blame it on suvs

Bejus! This human-induced global warming stuff is getting waaaay out of hand. It's not just the earth we have to worry about anymore. We had better ratify the Kyoto Treaty before our greenhouse gases fry Jupiter, too.

Jupiter's Great Red Spot suddenly has a sibling, an enormous new spot that some planetary scientists think could be evidence of climate change sweeping the gaseous planet. (emphasis mine)

It's everywhere! It's everywhere! Even in outer space!

Obviously, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!