Gut Rumbles

February 22, 2006

i think i pissed myself

I finally got some sleep AFTER the sun came up this morning. I managed to snatch a few ZZZZs curled up on my sofa in some kind of tortured yoga position and I woke up feeling like shit. I made a pot of coffee, thought about injecting it intraveinously, but decided to put it in a cup instead.

I almost had a terrible accident. I went to the computer, took a big sip of coffee and saw this. I barely avoided choking myself and spraying Millstone Irish Cream all over my monitor.

I DO think I pissed my pants a little.


LOL! My biggest fear come to life!
My friend was telling me of the time her dog got a hold of her nice pink vibrator and brought it out to play with it in front of the cable installer.

Posted by: Maeve on February 22, 2006 03:50 PM

Thanks, great link. Hahahahahaha (out loud and from the belly!)

Posted by: Brett Fife on February 22, 2006 03:51 PM

Hah! Damn Rob, you sure know how to find them. That was funny as hell.

Posted by: assrot on February 22, 2006 08:00 PM


Now, looka who's piss-blogging.

Posted by: Elisson on February 22, 2006 09:18 PM

I used to moonlight for UPS. One night a large box of vibrators came hurdling down the shoot onto the belt and broke open. Everybody was in hysterics as we picked up the toys and resealed the box.

Posted by: Dan on February 25, 2006 12:16 AM
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