Gut Rumbles

February 09, 2006

clean teeth

I read this post and remembered my days as a student at Armstrong State College. My degree says that I majored in English Literature while I was there, but that's not entirely the truth. I devoted a lot more hours to playing cards in the student center than I did to studying the classics of literature.

One of the fringe benefits to cutting classes in favor of a good card game was the opportunity to get my teeth cleaned a lot. Armstrong taught a Dental Hygenist program with a lot of young wimmen as students. Those darlin' ladies had to recruit vicitims volunteers to serve as practice dummies "patients" upon which they honed their teeth-cleaning expertise for classroom credit. They descended like vultures an army of white-clad angels upon the student center to fill their dance cards.

I signed up every time I was asked if the darlin' was half-way good looking. I've been scared shitless of dentists all my life, but I've never had a problem with feminine fingers (or anything else feminine) stuck in my mouth. I sometimes had my teeth cleaned two or three times a week in those days. For FREE, too.

Maybe it's just one of my many perversions, but the act of lying defenseless in a reclining chair while a pretty woman used medeval-looking torture devices to scrape gunk off my teeth always seemed kinda... erotic to me. That may sound sick, but I surely had clean teeth as a result. And I helped those darlin' ladies earn a degree, too.

My only regret was (and still is) that Armstrong didn't offer a course in nekkid full-body massage.


... actually, it was quite nice... she smelled nice too....

Posted by: Eric on February 9, 2006 05:48 PM

Wow. I remember those days of roaming the campus looking for people to let us practice on their teeth. It was just about ALWAYS the guys that we brought back with us, rarely the girls. Good to know that you were one of the good guys, even if your thoughts weren't exactly pure.

Posted by: Dawn on February 9, 2006 07:46 PM

Rob, do you have to go out of your way to prove men are the weaker sex?

Is there anything we won't do for a chance to be with a woman, lay on our backs, and say: "Ahhhhhhh"

Posted by: FishOrMan on February 10, 2006 01:44 PM
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