Gut Rumbles
 

February 08, 2006

mind-blowing

It's a sad fact, but true: Men sometimes let the little head do the thinking for the big head. It's a physiological problem. Men have only enough blood in their bodies to supply either an erection or a cogent thought--- they are incapable of doing both at the same time.

So, maybe this woman was hoping to perform a lobotomy the hard way (if you'll pardon the pun).

Comments

"It's a sad fact, but true: Men sometimes let the little head do the thinking for the big head. It's a physiological problem."

Sometimes ? SOMETIMES ? ? ?
Come ON, Rob, you know better than that.
OK, "sometimes", maybe if you're over 70.
Not sure, though, since I'm only 63.

Posted by: Dan Pursel on February 8, 2006 08:56 PM

When I was younger, my dick did my thinking, now that I am older, I don't think at all.

Posted by: Catfish on February 8, 2006 09:12 PM

Might be a good way to shut down the Vagina Monologues, and get circumcised - all in one fell swoop [whatever that means].

Posted by: Ga-ne-sha on February 9, 2006 12:43 AM

If you wanted to be treated like a lady, don't act like a whore. If you want the men to pay attention, act like a whore. Pretty simple.

Posted by: Steph on February 9, 2006 12:13 PM

Ya don't open unsolicited attachments in e-mail, and ya don't use condoms somebody just sends ya for no apparent reason.

Posted by: McGehee on February 9, 2006 02:03 PM

She's like the Unabomber except without the wacky philosophy.

Posted by: Rick C on February 9, 2006 09:21 PM
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