Gut Rumbles

February 03, 2006

Kosher Spock?

I thought the art of the mind-meld was a speciality of the Vulcans, not Jewish guys from Atlanta. Vulcans were so good at it that Spock even managed to mild-meld with a crawling chunk of rock in one episode of the original Star Trek. Pretty impressive, right?

Bullshit. Spock ain't got NOTHING on this guy. And he melded with some specimens who are a lot more mindless than a crawling chunk of rock. I don't know how he did it, but he damn surely got into MY brain.

I feel.... violated...

(UPDATE: I just hope he's not using this method when he... uh... melds...)


.. me too... he must die....

Posted by: Eric on February 3, 2006 11:32 PM

Rest easy, boys. Elisson is mine. I hope he is mightily insured.

Posted by: Velociman on February 3, 2006 11:41 PM

That Jew spewed forth some funny SHIT.

Posted by: Lil Toni on February 3, 2006 11:45 PM

The Star Trek episode was titled: "The Devil in the Dark"

Posted by: Wall on February 4, 2006 01:35 AM

I do believe that the gentleman who portrayed the Kohain-esque Vulcan Spock is, in fact, a real life kosher Jew.
From the Adam Sandler Hanukkah song:
"...Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!"

Posted by: anonywitz on February 4, 2006 01:52 AM

Update: I wonder if Baby's first blow job makes it into the baby book.

Posted by: Steph on February 4, 2006 07:36 AM

I was going along, thinking Acidman was leading us to a joke, with punch line.

Not funny. Not good. True?


Where would it say in a Bible or Torah to use one's mouth? Total sicko!

Posted by: dc on February 4, 2006 09:58 AM

What? An MOT in Atlanta? A rank poser, IMAO. Us real ones live in the mighty, he-man midwest!

Posted by: Cappy on February 6, 2006 09:27 PM
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