January 31, 2006
let's try the nipple clamps next!
I'm going to make a confession here: I have played erotic tie-me-up-and-spank-me games before. I thought that they were kinda fun, too, whether I was the spanker or the spankee. In fact, since I'm in such a confessing mood, I'll also admit that I've discovered some interesting activities involving candles, Hall's Cough Drops and strawberry-flavored body oil, which you can use to... never mind. You probably get the picture if you have a filthy mind like mine.
But I've never had a partner up and die on me during a kinky adventure. I'm all for orgasms being a near death experience, but this was an instance of taking a fun thing a little too far.
Prosecutors said that 53-year-old Michael Lord suffered a heart attack in 2000 during a bondage session in a "dungeon" in Asher's condominium and that Asher did nothing to help him for five minutes for fear authorities would find out about her business.
Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said. His remains have never been found.
Sounds like a pretty, uh... cut and dried case, right? Having the guy croak on the rack is one thing, but butchering the 275-pound body and tossing the parts behind a restaurant where they might end up in somebody's cheeseburger is just plain WRONG. That's gotta be against some kind of law.
Of course, when you have "no body, no blood, no DNA," and the police have no record whatsoever of her confession, the crime is difficult to prove. I think prosecutors were beating a dead horse here.
Even though she's gonna whip the charges and walk away with an acquittal, the bad publicity is bound to put a kink in her business traffic.
ah, tryin' your hand at being punny, eh?
So I assume she's protected by double jeopardy now. They can find the body, with her fingerprints all over it, and his pickled dick in her pantry, she can start a radio call in show called "I killed the fat pervert" and the courts can't do a thing about it. All that and the media doesn't post pics of her in her fetish gear. It all seems wrong somehow.
It's hell to have someone die on you.
But, you just gotta push 'em off and go on living.
"Prosecutors said Asher confessed to police, but the alleged confession was not taped, and investigators testified they did not save their notes."
Uh... Yeah, right. Who in the Hell let this trial even go forward??? Not one spec of evidence, at all, what-so-ever... 'cept the cops saying "She told me so".
I remember when this happened. I can't believe they took it to trial either. Maybe the DA thought he would get a conviction based on public horror of the lifestyle but one would have to wonder why when there's such a large S & M community in Beantown. There's a couple of stores that carry paraphernalia in Cambridge and there's a S&M club that operates openly there. Not to mention the hard core underground scene isn't all that underground.
As for you A-man you should chained to that rack and whipped for all those puns.
Somebody needs to give Kennedy directions to her dungeon.
The cops are probably clients of hers. And yeah, I been down that road too, only I was the spanker... not spankee... hehe...
Nothin' like dyin' with a couple of "smiles" on your face.