Gut Rumbles

January 30, 2006

piss on that!!!

Today, rain fell this morning. It wasn't a typical South Georgia frog-strangling turd-floater rain--- just a nice drizzle, perfect for watering the grass and knocking the dust out of the air. After the rain stopped, the afternoon turned sunny and warm. When I went outside to pick a spot to put my garden, I wore nothing but a pair of cut-off blue jeans.

No shoes, no shirt, no problem. (No underwear, either, just in case you were curious.) I LOVE the weather here!

I love it even more after seeing this. Bejus! That ain't no way to live. My manly jewels shrunk up tight to my belly when I looked at those pictures. An involuntary shiver went down my spine. Snow and ice may be pretty, but it ain't what I want to see in MY yard.

I would rather have fire ants.


Say that Margaritaville was playing in the background and you've got one of my mental pictures of you... *grin*

And... no shoes, no shirt, no problem... Really funny book by Jeff Foxworthy...

Holy crap.
It just thundered here... *siiigh*

Posted by: Stevie on January 30, 2006 09:33 PM

There's more pictures down the page. Now you know why I didn't want to come back here when I was down there! That was just from 2 days.

Posted by: livey on January 30, 2006 10:01 PM

Yah, .............that much snow is about the only thing worse than fire ants.

Posted by: Nancy on January 31, 2006 01:50 AM

So you aren't only "Acidman", you are "Commando Gardener"!
: )

Posted by: A Different Kim on January 31, 2006 02:22 AM

Anyone who doesn't wear underwear outdoors needs to be more respectful of fire ants...LOL.

Posted by: BobG on January 31, 2006 10:41 AM

Snow like that is why fire ants don't live up north.

Posted by: DJSloan/Houston on January 31, 2006 02:22 PM

Man I wish it would snow like that down here in sunny fucking south Florida. I bet the barrios would empty real fast. Damn I miss cold weather and snow and ice.

Posted by: assrot on January 31, 2006 08:07 PM
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