January 22, 2006
Don't get me wrong--- I wouldn't kick any of these wimmen out of bed (unless it was to roll around on the floor, where there's more room)--- but I'm not stepping all over my tongue looking at them, either. They're too damned perfect for my tastes.
Maybe I have odd concepts about feminine beauty, but I've always found certain flaws in a woman's appearance to be attractive and downright sexy. Years ago, I had a severe case of the hots for actress karen black, after I saw her play one of the hookers in Easy Rider. Her one slightly-crossed eye made me want to jump her bones. Don't ask me why.
Hell, I think freckles are sexy, too. That's one reason I like redheads.
My point, if I have one, is that the ideals of classic womanly beauty don't always stir me to lust, or even admiration. Of course, I'm a guy who believes that feminine feet with pretty red toenails are EXTREMELY sexy, so I may just be a very bent individual. But I know what I like, and perfection isn't it.
Show me a bow-legged, cross-eyed, freckle-faced, auburn-haired woman with pretty red toenails on her one good foot and I...
Well, maybe that's going too far. I would prefer TWO good feet.
I'm not bow-legged, cross-eyed, auburn-haired and no red toe nail polish... so that was it huh? ;)
Hmmm....eyes slightly asymmetrical here (green, no less), some hints of auburn in my hair (but could not qualify entirely), freckles, and red toe nail polish (on both feet AND all 10 toes, ha!) sometimes....Definitely not pageant material!! Ha!!
Remember, these women have gobs of makeup on for the contest. As the 2nd photo of the redheaded gal (Miss Ukraine) show, they look damn good with no makeup, hair undone, and a t-shirt. Also, all that "get up" adds about 5 years to the perceived age.
All of them are fucking ten's, Cat
Not a "true" red-head, but auburn tresses, nevertheless.
And, the toes are ALWAYS bright red. That toe fetish thing is a lot bigger than folks may want to admit.
add she must have 3 or more of her front teeth too.
My first long time relationship (six weeks) was with a girl who was very slightly cross eyed. It made her seem to be looking only at me. That she bathed regularly and liked to fuck like a mink were added features, I'll admit. Once I learned she was dumber'n a hemlock stump, the attraction waned.
I ran into her about thirty years later. She was still cross eyed, still good looking, happily married with five kids, none of 'em mine, bless her.
Oh, freckles are plenty sexy-- guaranteed to bump you up at least a notch in my estimation. Heck I married a woman with freckles. If that's not proof enough...
I'm with Catfish on this one. Those women are HOT!
My fav didn't make the winner's circle at Kim's site:
Redheads... ooooohhh man.
Think: Ann-Margret, Julianne Moore, aaaaargh I need a cold shower.
And Miss Ukraine got my #2 vote based on that T-shirt pic. Stunning.
My Jr Hi sorta girlfriend was an auburn-haired, freckled gal. No great beauty, except inside. (The mind is the most important sex organ. No close second.) She went with a buddy of mine in HS. Then, she went to college in Denver for freshman year and I in Colo Springs. We dated most of the year, but I just couldn't bring myself to do dirt to my good buddy, if you know what I mean. Saw them about 1 1/2 years ago. They're still together and she looked great! We were 64! Both of us said, oh my, what might have been. He's still my buddy, which is more important.
I have a problem thinking Commie hos are hot. Hate Hanoi Jane and Susan Sarandon, but have this strange idea if they got a good f***in from me, they'd see the light. LMAO!