January 18, 2006
"If someone sends you email asking for a bumper sticker, write down the address, then promptly lose the paper you wrote it on." I seem to live by that motto, judging from the comments on that post.
If you asked and didn't receive, ask again. I sent out more than 100 of those stickers (If you got one, wear it proudly! They'll be valuable collector's items some day when I'm rich and famous. Guys--- one of those stickers will help you pick up chicks. Gals--- one of those stickers will make your boobs bigger.) and I still have a few more somewhere around the Crackerbox.
Because I'm such a big-hearted, generous person, I'll send you one even though postage costs TWO CENTS MORE than it did when I first made this offer. Stick one on your car, your truck, your guitar case or your forehead. Show it off to your kids! (Just don't let them visit my site--- I'm a bad influence.)
Send me your address and I'll send you a bumper sticker. If I don't lose your address again. If I can remember where I stashed the bumper stickers. If I get around to it.
I would put it right next to my "HILLIARY IN 08 " Sticker.
Hillary in 08? (Is it too late to volunteer for the space mission to PLUTO?) Because this broad doesnt just want to be PRESIDENT, she wants to RULE the WORLD, and so where could anyone go (except to another planet) to escape her?
And how can I register my complaint....(I got 2 of your bumperstickers a few months back and my boobs havent increased in size) RIP OFF.
Holy Shit Terry...lighten the fuck up...
Terry...take your trash talk and move on...I don't understand why cowards like you come on to a site and spew your crap. Ask yourself this little man...could you say that to the mans face...didn't think so...that's what makes you a coward.
I think Terry's in love. Get in line, pal.
I think, maybe, what we're supposed to do with the bumperstickers to make our boobs bigger is to use it to "tape" them, like supermodels do.
Just a thought...
.. my bumper sticker keeps peeling off, you cheap bastard... I had to duct tape the damn thing to the Audi... the Wife want's one for her ride though... maybe it'll stick to a Caddy...
The bumper sticker doesn't fit all the way across my boobs, got any longer ones?
I WAS going to put one up on my cork board behind my desk at work. Then it dawned on me. I work in a high school. Not a good idea.
Rob, if you've got a bumper sticker that'll make a dick bigger, send one to Terry.
That fucker'll be seven feet tall.
I need one of those thingy's for my wheels, A-Man. Really appreciate the offer but I don't need bigger ( o ) ( o )'s. Good Gawd A' Mighty. I'll send you the 2 cents. Even better, I'll send you a SASE. And if you can't find 'em, I'll even blaze a trail from Texas and lend a hand.
Hey, my goiter is about to explode!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YES, IT DID!!!.
That Suthern gentleman attitude of yours got to me..
WOW! My dick IS only 2" long!!!
You editied his post? HA HA!!!!! Fun, ain't it?
nope juliette it aint acidman doing it...
Hmm...what a freak!
I think those are awesome! I shjould put that next to me, "Work harder! Millions on wel-fare are depending on you" sticker.
God knows I need bigger boobs!!! Ha! Where do I sign up?! ;-)