Gut Rumbles

January 18, 2006

my motto

"If someone sends you email asking for a bumper sticker, write down the address, then promptly lose the paper you wrote it on." I seem to live by that motto, judging from the comments on that post.

If you asked and didn't receive, ask again. I sent out more than 100 of those stickers (If you got one, wear it proudly! They'll be valuable collector's items some day when I'm rich and famous. Guys--- one of those stickers will help you pick up chicks. Gals--- one of those stickers will make your boobs bigger.) and I still have a few more somewhere around the Crackerbox.

Because I'm such a big-hearted, generous person, I'll send you one even though postage costs TWO CENTS MORE than it did when I first made this offer. Stick one on your car, your truck, your guitar case or your forehead. Show it off to your kids! (Just don't let them visit my site--- I'm a bad influence.)

Send me your address and I'll send you a bumper sticker. If I don't lose your address again. If I can remember where I stashed the bumper stickers. If I get around to it.

Trust me.


I would put it right next to my "HILLIARY IN 08 " Sticker.

Posted by: jamesoldguy on January 18, 2006 01:36 PM

Hillary in 08? (Is it too late to volunteer for the space mission to PLUTO?) Because this broad doesnt just want to be PRESIDENT, she wants to RULE the WORLD, and so where could anyone go (except to another planet) to escape her?

Posted by: Ruth on January 18, 2006 01:39 PM

And how can I register my complaint....(I got 2 of your bumperstickers a few months back and my boobs havent increased in size) RIP OFF.

Posted by: Ruth on January 18, 2006 01:43 PM

Holy Shit Terry...lighten the fuck up...

Posted by: Ruth on January 18, 2006 02:20 PM

Terry...take your trash talk and move on...I don't understand why cowards like you come on to a site and spew your crap. Ask yourself this little man...could you say that to the mans face...didn't think so...that's what makes you a coward.

Posted by: No Mo on January 18, 2006 02:44 PM

I think Terry's in love. Get in line, pal.

Posted by: Juliette on January 18, 2006 02:55 PM

I think, maybe, what we're supposed to do with the bumperstickers to make our boobs bigger is to use it to "tape" them, like supermodels do.

Just a thought...

Posted by: Stevie on January 18, 2006 03:23 PM

.. my bumper sticker keeps peeling off, you cheap bastard... I had to duct tape the damn thing to the Audi... the Wife want's one for her ride though... maybe it'll stick to a Caddy...

Posted by: Eric on January 18, 2006 03:25 PM

The bumper sticker doesn't fit all the way across my boobs, got any longer ones?

Posted by: livey on January 18, 2006 03:26 PM

I WAS going to put one up on my cork board behind my desk at work. Then it dawned on me. I work in a high school. Not a good idea.

Posted by: Maeve on January 18, 2006 03:42 PM

Rob, if you've got a bumper sticker that'll make a dick bigger, send one to Terry.

That fucker'll be seven feet tall.

Posted by: McGehee on January 18, 2006 03:46 PM

I need one of those thingy's for my wheels, A-Man. Really appreciate the offer but I don't need bigger ( o ) ( o )'s. Good Gawd A' Mighty. I'll send you the 2 cents. Even better, I'll send you a SASE. And if you can't find 'em, I'll even blaze a trail from Texas and lend a hand.

Posted by: duxinaro on January 18, 2006 04:55 PM

Hey, my goiter is about to explode!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
That Suthern gentleman attitude of yours got to me..

WOW! My dick IS only 2" long!!!

Posted by: Terry on January 18, 2006 05:08 PM

You editied his post? HA HA!!!!! Fun, ain't it?

Posted by: Juliette on January 18, 2006 05:22 PM

nope juliette it aint acidman doing it...


Posted by: editor on January 18, 2006 05:26 PM

Hmm...what a freak!

I think those are awesome! I shjould put that next to me, "Work harder! Millions on wel-fare are depending on you" sticker.

Posted by: Steph on January 18, 2006 05:36 PM

God knows I need bigger boobs!!! Ha! Where do I sign up?! ;-)

Posted by: Diane on January 19, 2006 12:03 PM
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