Gut Rumbles

January 17, 2006

more fan mail

This dweeb emailed me some time last night to call me a dork. I responded by calling him an asshole. He wrote BACK with this missive.

well u can call me an a-hole all u want, but ur still not only the biggest dork, but ur the biggest loser too...i mean, NORMAL ppl do not spew trash like you do and make themselves look like a complete moron...ur a jerk, ok? and i get the feeling ur a lonely-boy who is overwieght, pimply, with huge coke bottle glasses, and stays inside 24/7 playing with e-pets...dude, ur a loser...lolololol

Normal people write emails like yours? If that's the case, I'd rather be a dork. I'll let my readers decide who is the complete moron, PynkL0LLiPoPz. (Yes. That IS the name on the email.)


Based on the structure of the email, the lack of you're and you, and the chain lololol, I'm thinking there was an on the end of that PynkL0LLiPoPz.

Posted by: Cythen on January 17, 2006 08:49 PM

That is correct, Cythen. How did you guess?

Posted by: Acidman on January 17, 2006 09:01 PM

With writing like that, no doubt a preteen or teenager. Pathetic writing ability and ridiculous "cool" typestyle. He ain't his own grandpa...or maybe he is...inbred punk.

Posted by: ScottG on January 17, 2006 09:30 PM

That is just weird, AMan. Just weird.

Posted by: k on January 17, 2006 09:55 PM

Looks like a dork, quacks like a dork, must be a dork....

Posted by: Horrabin on January 17, 2006 10:08 PM

Rob, this is a non starter. You need to do something! You must be as bored as I am. This guy ain't worth any time or effort. How's things otherwise? Weather has been weird here, how is things in GA?

Posted by: Jim on January 17, 2006 10:13 PM

I have a special type of hatred for people who type that way. I don't care what they're saying, what they believe, or what their problem is, they're fucking assholes. Big, gaping, smelly assholes.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on January 18, 2006 12:44 AM

The second I see a "u", "ur", "ppl", etc, I delete the e-mail. Someone who can't take the time to at least put in the effort to use proper fucking English doesn't deserve one moment of my time.

Posted by: Daniel Medley on January 18, 2006 05:17 AM

Chablis has been chatting far too long! lol ;)
I have to agree with her analysis.

Posted by: livey on January 18, 2006 11:12 AM

What stupidity.
Those kind get deleted instantly.

While we're at it, add to my list of peeves:
cool spelled kewl. That makes my head ache. Not to mention that fucked up upper case/lower case shit. Blah.

Posted by: zmy on January 18, 2006 11:16 AM

Oy, what an airhead. Even when I had the Internet as a yungin' (early/mid '20s), I NEVER used those dumbass abbreviations and crappy dumbing-down-of-America way to spell words.

Posted by: erica on January 18, 2006 11:18 AM

You are arguing with a 9 year old retard or a 30 years old yankee. Same difference, and now matter what you say they will never understand. Just block him and move on.

Posted by: scraprion on January 18, 2006 12:01 PM

At least you weren't accused of being a "looser".

scraprion, or a 45-year-old redneck.

Posted by: disconnect on January 18, 2006 03:04 PM

You really need to get a better class of enemies...

Posted by: maxnnr on January 18, 2006 07:01 PM
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