Gut Rumbles

December 29, 2005

holy barf, batman!

My first thought was, "This has GOT to be a parody site." After reading as much of it as I could stand, I concluded that my first impression was incorrect. this asshole is serious.

According to john Hawkins, the blog is written by the same fucked-up sicktard who sent a "Get Dead" card to a wounded soldier. Bejus! This hockwad could make Shameless Cindy Sheehan blush.

I don't know why I am wasting my time linking to the prick. He loathes the military and opposes the war in moronic fashion. Big deal.

He's really no more outrageous than many Congressional Democrats.


Now that's a sick, disgusting bastard.

Posted by: Lee on December 29, 2005 09:58 PM

AAARGH!! do not pay attention to these scumbags; it only encourages them; it's like when the nazi's march; do not protest; do not go look at them; they are just pathetic little worms who want attention ...
in the interest of openness or something or other: i am a vet; my husband was career...

Posted by: maxnnr on December 29, 2005 10:02 PM

Oh man, the best part of him stayed in his daddy's rubber. Kill the link, dude. Please don't give this waste of skin delusions of worth.

Posted by: Bane on December 29, 2005 10:15 PM

On one hand I say kill the link as suggested by Bane. On the other, I say let everyone read what a fucking asshole this asshole is.

Wow. Must be a Kerry supporter.

All joking aside, I can't believe that anyone is this stupid. Wow.

Posted by: Shawna on December 29, 2005 11:44 PM

I noticed this guy posts phone numbers and personal information of certain people he doesn't seem to like. Does anyone know anyway to get HIS information? If you can, would you please send it to me? Thanks.

Posted by: Eddie on December 30, 2005 12:27 AM

Oh, my e-mail doesnt show anymore. Could you aforementioned information be posted here?

Posted by: Eddie on December 30, 2005 12:29 AM


This guy is way out of line. The active military personel are so underpaid that an enlisted family often qualifies for food stamps.

That doesn't even take into account the number of reservists that have had their lives put on hold and careers trashed by multi YEAR stints overseas.

Wonder how much this dirtbag makes a year to make military pay look good?

Wanna bet his day includes the phrase: "Would you like fries with that?"

Posted by: Nancy on December 30, 2005 03:23 AM

That guy needs to get his ass kicked.

Posted by: Gahrie on December 30, 2005 05:25 AM

That piece of shit lives somewhere around Ft. Drum in upstate New York. I suspect he was thrown out of the military for either being a doper or a butt bandit. He is the kind of guy that would enjoy oral sex with Hilliary.

Posted by: james old guy on December 30, 2005 07:57 AM

That guy needs to get his ass kicked.

That's what he wants.

Posted by: McGehee on December 30, 2005 08:13 AM

According to betterwhois, the webmaster of that site has chosen to make his personal information private by using

And he calls the troops cowards?

Posted by: fat bottomed girl on December 30, 2005 09:04 AM

He can run, but he can't hide forever. Some of the computer geeks identified him and his location before and can do it again. I'll buy the bulllet if someone will apply it in the correct spot, and it's not meant to be a killing shot. Just remove certain parts of his body, that is assuming he has any.

Posted by: scrapiron on December 30, 2005 09:56 AM

This POS has infected some boards I visit ( and Here lis a bit about this scum sucker.

HERES THE MOTIVE----> he was dishonorably discharged from the military

What a puke......

About Michael Crook

Michael Crook currently resides in suburban Central New York state, with his wife and infant daughter.

Michael Crook has had work experience in television and radio production, as well as Retail Management and Internet related duties, as well as Customer Service positions.

Mr. Crook was one of the first employees to work with Internet System Technologies, joining the upstart Internet Service Provider while still in high school. IST was the first company to offer commercial Internet access to Southern New Jersey. IST was one of the first companies to connect area schools and businesses to the Internet, and he was associated with the company until 1999, enjoying a five-year relationship with the now-defunct company.

Also while in high school, Michael formed and ran the Unlimited Too Fan Club, which was the first Internet-based fan club for Dutch eurodance sensation 2 Unlimited. As a result of this venture, Mr. Crook established and maintained many valuable contacts within the record industry, both in the US and in the Beneluxian region.

What motivates Michael Crook?
The Post-Standard ^ | January 25, 2005

Posted on 01/30/2005 5:38:50 PM PST by BulletBobCo

It's unclear whether Michael Crook's only goal in life is to provoke anger and disgust. In a letter to this newspaper last year, he suggested that older people should be barred from driving on public roads. That notion prompted a slew of letters defending the rights of senior citizens.

Now, aided by the Internet, Crook has jabbed more sticks into the ribs of all Americans. He claimed to have found a camera that a serviceman lost at a football game in Philadelphia. Crook offered to return the camera, in exchange for $1,000. If that wasn't bad enough, Crook didn't even have the camera.

Then Crook declared through his Web site and in a letter to this newspaper that he does not support American troops fighting for their country. Crook calls anyone who joins the military a "leech" and insists they should pay for their own housing, medical care and other benefits.

A number of letters about Crook were published Sunday and more are being excerpted today on the Readers Page.

If Crook is sincere in his statements, he should think again about criticizing those who volunteer to serve his country. If he's only looking for attention, this editorial and today's letters represent the end of this newspaper's interest in him.

Telephone: (315) 634-3634 work number to his hosting site for the forsake site.
AIM: ClubMusicFreak
Yahoo: eastcoastdude2004
Telephone: (315) 634-3634
SMIS hosting is his name (silent mike IS) and he is mike crook of syracuse new york.

Posted by: kartattack on December 30, 2005 09:59 AM

I couldn't get to the site. Neither your link or rightwingnews' link worked. Maybe he took it down already because it really was a hoax?

In any event, I'm thinking he's just some attention starved troll looking for his 15 min of fame but if the quotes are serious, he shouldn't be walking the streets. They should clap him into a psycho ward at the nearest facility for the criminally insane and throw away the key.

Posted by: Libby on December 30, 2005 12:30 PM

"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it."

This is just a pretty hard example. The principle remains.

Insult him, or rather characterize him accurately. Post his contact info so others can do the same. But don't shoot him. He isn't worth the ammo expenditure.


Posted by: Ric Locke on December 30, 2005 02:24 PM

Uh, Ric..........yes, he is worth the ammo expenditure.

Posted by: Fac Man on December 30, 2005 03:21 PM

Yeah, don't worry about linking to him too hard: CANNOT FIND SERVER. Guess he wasn't prepared for an Acidbath - serves him right!

Posted by: Lisa on December 30, 2005 05:11 PM

Please forgive me for link-whoring, Darling, but I couldn't let Nancy's bit of disinformation pass. Besides, it's an old link.

How Military Personnel Are Paid (fourth paragraph).

As to that other person, I think we killed the link. Too bad. Outright hate is far more refreshing that the weasely "I support the troops, but not their mission" sack of BS. I like to *know* who my enemy is; it's nice when they label themselves for my benefit.

Posted by: Juliette on December 30, 2005 05:44 PM

I'm disappointed that the link is broke for I'm with Juliette and like to know my enemy, nonetheless, he's one of the principal reasons I blog, to tell the soldier's story. With less than 1% of America's population serving, it is far too easy for many to get the wrong impression of our sons and daughters in uniform.

Posted by: Sgt Hook on December 30, 2005 07:19 PM

The link now shows the site as gone for good. Lets all hope so. That asshole needs to be gone also.

Posted by: TC on December 30, 2005 08:53 PM

Seems took the douche-bags site down and are auctioning the domain names? I wonder if that's real or some kinda a scam to get $20.

I'm kinda glad I didn't get to see it. I'm watching my blood preasure.

What really burns my ass about people like the douche-bag in question is the fact that they don't realize how LUCKY they are to live in a country where they can say shit like they say. Let em try it in Saudi Arabia, Iran, or Syria.

Posted by: Mrite on December 30, 2005 09:08 PM

The AUDACITY!!!!! Cushy lifestyle my ass!!! My current husband is retired Army, and when he was in we weren't living cushy. Maybe that asshole would have liked to come by the house an enjoyed our end of the month menu such as Chicken & rice, or beans and cornbread. OMG I am soooo freakin outraged....Our soldiers are a precious resource and should be treated as such. Ugh, must go vent with a cigarette or 20....

Posted by: Steph on December 30, 2005 11:32 PM

The site was purchased by the New England Police Network - see there statement here. Thank God that brainless piece of shit is off the internet.

Posted by: tincanman on December 31, 2005 06:55 AM

Ric Locke brought up an important part of what our Country, and Constitution is about: Freedom of Speech.

"I disagree with what you say, but I will defend your right to say it."

I will defend that. I think we ALL should. I am sure OUR voices are not pleasant to someone out there, and we wouldn't want them trying to shoot us. But, as it is his right to say it, it is also OUR right to give him an earful right back. THAT, is how our glorious Country works.

Besides, as Ric concludes: "He isn't worth the ammo expenditure."

Even if it is tempting.

Posted by: Wichi Dude on December 31, 2005 04:08 PM

Sorry. You can't shout fire in a crowded theatre, and you can't talk traitorous shit in a time of war. And any commie bastard should just shut the fuck up. No one died to give totalitarian propagandists the freedom to speak here. Fukkem. And Oprah should have her tongue cut out, too. And Bill Maher. And Michael Moore. And...

Posted by: Bane on December 31, 2005 05:37 PM

This bag of shit has been around for a while. I saw both Hannity and Colmes go after him a while ago in an interview. I dunno how he made it out of the studio without a few bruises. Of course, slime doesn't bruise. He seems to relish pissing people off, apparently it's his only success in life.

I believe he also published a report of his own beating by "military types" a while ago too and ended up admitting the hoax.

kartattack seems to pretty much have the lowdown on this lowdown creature.

Posted by: StinKerr on December 31, 2005 11:00 PM
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