Gut Rumbles
 

December 20, 2005

i shouldn't do this

I ought to just ignore this silly bastard, but I don't always do what I should. Did you ever have a scab that you just couldn't keep from picking at? Even when you told yourself to leave it alone, that it would go away by itself if you just stopped fucking with it? Well, the "desert dingleberry" is kinda like that scab to me.

It doesn't help matters when the dingleberry keeps being run over by a wheelchair. I know there's no real sport to following in Denny's tire-tracks, but I can't help myself. It's like seeing a horrible car wreck and being unable to avert my gaze. The dingleberry's blog is so bad that it's morbidly fascinating.

He got purple prose: "The usual assholes are publicly pooping purple twinkies..."

He got ethnic cents of humor: "Why did the Polish Electrician wire an Indian outhouse for electricity? He wanted to be the first to “wire a head for a reservation.”

He got wisdom and a heart full of love: "In spite of a half-assed attempt to shut my server down by a few psycho bloggers, I am still here. In fact I have more return visitors than ever."

"More return visitors than ever?" I don't doubt it. The first time I saw Freddy the Monkey Boy at the Coastal Empire Fair, I went back to see him again, too. It was worth another 25 cents to watch Freddy shit in his hand and fling feces around his glass cage.

I think Freddy writes that blog.


Comments

It's like the dickhead just begs for it, doesn't he? I just cannot resist bitchslapping the asshole. I can't wait until his buddy Jane resurfaces. I got some whoopass ready for her.

Posted by: Denny on December 20, 2005 01:56 PM

I tried to post a comment on his site and state that I thought the indian joke was one of the most idiotic things I have ever read, and in response to the post below that one I would reply that Clinton did much worse and ask if he had heard of Echelon, but alas I guess he is not a big fan of communication as I could not post a comment because I was not registered. And wouldent ya know the site isnt open for new registrations at this time. Now thats a shame.

Posted by: Web on December 20, 2005 05:46 PM

I've been kinda following this whole Jane thing, but I don't understand it.

Posted by: livey on December 20, 2005 07:44 PM

What's to understand? Just sit back and enjoy the bitchslapping.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 20, 2005 09:09 PM

Livey - I'll explain iot all to you at Cat's.

Posted by: Denny on December 20, 2005 10:34 PM

umm ok Denny, can't wait!

Posted by: livey on December 21, 2005 01:05 PM
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